I came up on this video ‘Silver Hawk’ over the weekend so I decided to give it some burn. As long as I am alive, MICHELLE YEOH will eat well off her role in ‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’.
I went to see ‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’ several years ago as a date movie. New York City had been hit with the hardest blizzard ever. After I shoveled my parent’s sidewalk and driveway I drove to the Brooklyn Museum of Art to meet my date. The BMA had been running an exhibit on Hip-Hop’s history and this was the final weekend of the installation.
My date kept shit extra gully too by bringing an ‘L’ of that kryptonite and a big bottle of red Alize. We went to the Angelika moviehouse on Houston Street. This spot is already small, but there were only like three other people in the movie with us. That movie was some kind of karate kung fu love story. My date let me fingerbang her in the back of the theater. ‘Crouching Tiger’ deserved an Oscar for that scene alone.
‘Silver Hawk’ is not as hardbody as ‘CT, HD’. People aren’t getting merc’ked left and right. It’s mostly just MICHELLE YEOH kicking ass in a PG-13 kind of way. I’ve been so conditioned for viewing the violent spectacle of the action genre of motion pictures that I almost can’t stand to watch someone NOT die.
‘Silver Hawk’ is good natured karate fun. Like when I was a kid and watched the Saturday afternoon kung fu theatre with my grandfather. ‘Silver Hawk’ is for you to watch with your daughter. Anyone have a daughter 10-13 yrs old and you want me to mail this DVD to you just holla at me and it’s yours.
Also, I have one(1) brand new copy of ‘Brooklyn Babylon’ on VHS for anyone who still has one of those. Don’t feel ashamed either. My VHS player is STILL flashing “12:00”.
‘Brooklyn Babylon’ stars TARIQ ‘Black Thought’ TROTTER, Lord Jamar and M-1 from deadprez.
brooklyn babylon = a blackbuster version of “jungle fever.”
but sheeit, my insomniac ass will take it.
if only a woman was dumb enough wanted to actually take my love seed so i can get that dvd also…
Are VHS really that old now?
That’s pretty much all I got except for my laptop aka my DVD player. Shit, does PSX play DVDs? I don’t think so, right?
Surely I can’t be the only one in the world still in this technological rut.
Oh well, I’m proud of my now seemingly antique technology. Don’t hate. I still have a record player and I think those were already phased out of existence before I was even born. I’m living in vintageland.
OK fine, I need to update.
LOL at you ‘fingerbanging’………
Would that doubleback as “crouching her tiger” – LOL
Oh, thanks for the gift, how thoughtful of you.
People always sweat the young chick from CTHD and the Geisha movie, but I keep telling them Yeoh is the original hardbody, her role in Geisha was real life…the instructor.