No matter where on the GOD’s green Earth you are I guarantee there is someone from Brooklyn within 100 feet of you.
Why was I hanging out at the Sorbonne in Paris When I run into a dude from Bed-Stuy doing the same thing that I was… trying to bagg up some sweet Francais poonahnee. Paris is chock full of brunettes and they let ALL of their hair grow long too. It’s like ‘wookie love’.
He and I were like the only Black dudes in center city Paris. They apparently ban the Black residents of France from entering the center city unless they are part of the street cleaning staff. I didn’t mind at all because I didn’t want any other Blacks to ruin the monopoly I had going on. If these broads would see that I wasn’t really an all-Black Black I would be cast off into the tragic mulatto waistbasket.
It’s that kind of racism that sparks riots and the what not. Here I am considered Black to most Americans, but now I am not Black enough when I am around other Blacks. This is what I mean by Black Bullshit…
Oh, by the way, the Gendarme has begun to really kick azz in center city Paris.
KING TEE phone home!