HAVE YOU KILLED A TREE FOR CHRIST TODAY?!?

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Did you ever wonder why we kill a tree to celebrate a birth?

A Portland, Oregon tree hugging company came up with a great idea for my money: Christmas tree rental. And after you have finished humiliating the tree with your pagan ornaments, the company will pick up the tree and donate it to a school or park where it can live a natural tree life, which prah’lee means getting pissed on by dogs and humans alike.

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