Kill ‘Yo Television!

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Everybody is being gassed up to change their televisions units into HD compatible because all the companies that dictate what signal they will send off are all switching up to digital?!?

I will be honest with y’all and say that I haven’t followed this story to the fullest. I don’t fucking care actually. The reason being is that I don’t watch any broadcast television on my t.v. set. I watch DVDs and my old ass VHS tapes. If there is any broadcast news content I want to see I get it from the internets.

This is the future of broadcasting. Period. People get to choose the content they want to view WHEN they want to view it. NBC Universal has figured out a way to monetize their television content over the internets. They have all kinds of clips from Saturday Night Live posted on Hulu.com. The commercials have been pared down to 10 seconds or less. I watch ‘The Office’ on Hulu all the time. The show is now like 22mins long. What do I do with the 8mins I just shaved off that program? I watch pr0n of course.

My new shit is xnxx.com. Go there on YOUR time and type in the keywords ‘Caroline threesome’. That shit is hard fucking body.

I thought I could set you folks up with a few videos that I have been fucking with that you could peep from your offices. Lord knows that the next two weeks are possibly the least productive days for office workers in the country. Most of you are scrambling to pick up those last minute holiday gifts and the what not. Before you go out and brave the crowds enjoy these videos from the YT’s.

That’s YouTubes you know?

9 Responses to “Kill ‘Yo Television!”

  1. P.Villa says:

    pornhub.com – all day everyday.

  2. Royal says:

    Bringing 88” back…
    -no cool kids-

  3. Combat Jack says:

    “Caroline threesome” is so hard body, that shit just might be criminal!

  4. jaislayer says:

    Baby girl got destroyed for $500 Damn shame.

  5. xvideos.com….not that I go there…umm…I just uh heard some guys..talking about it…once.

  6. Combat Jack says:

    Funny shit is how she came in all ig’nant and cocky on some ghetto bird “holla” ish, then after white cold DOMINATED, chick had the tear rolling down her face and was steady flinching, basically pleading for the “session” to end. Was not a pretty sight and some footage, especially the throat rapage scenes, should be used in a “stay in school” campaign. Dallas, how in the hell did u find that piece? Was actually mad and glad at the same time. Mad @ white for once again taking advantage of ignant Black and talking that mock ghetto ish, and glad to see ole girl punishd for the level of ig’nance she demonstrated when she walked into the lion’s den. 80’s babies stay losing!

  7. Combat Jack says:

    Smh AND lol @ that whatyoo talkin bout Willis

  8. a-one says:

    I gotta get one of those converter things because my tv is so old it has knobs to turn the channel. But I don’t have to get one of those converter things because my brother pays for cable. How confusing is that? I’m gonna hook the thing up anyway cuz I’ll be able to make my 80’s era tv be remote control.

    But yes… watching tv when shit actually airs is a big pain in the ass. When I had a desk job I watched mad nonsense on hulu. I’m talking 7 hours of “Cops.” xbox & netflix have this thing where you can stream certain chit to your tv. I’m trying to watch every season of The Office before my free trial is up but that chit is the future!

  9. F.A.Y.B.A.N. says:

    The fact that there is no critical response from any DP readers to the destruction of this Black woman’s body by white racist men is astonishing. *80’s babies stay losing!* WTF? Men in most other cultures die in the line of duty to protect their family (and please keep the ‘my sister/daughter wouldn’t do this’ response for some dumb fcuk). This is a trend that will keep happening when Reagan’s legacy / Destruction of the Black Family by Crack / Rockefeller Drug Laws / white supremacy / nihilism in Hip-Hop intersects with this recession. Yall some Fugazi ass armchair revolutionary bitches, If *yo dun that shit was hardbody dun* is your only response – go kill yourself.

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