The INTERN tells us his story about meeting the BUS, Pittsburgh Steeler JEROME BETTIS…
My sister and I were at the Polaris Fashion Place doing some christmas shopping. It’s like the largest mall in Ohio, when I saw the BUS waiting on line at the Taco Shack in the food court. I was like, “The BUS! Would you be willing to kiss my nephew for good luck? He was like, “Good luck for who?” I was like, “Good luck for him of course. His dad was just layed off from his gig at Best Buy and his mother is morbidly obese. You could make the difference in his life to keep him from like killing people or becoming like a raging junkie.”
JEROME chuckled and he agreed to just take the picture. I hope he gets to win the Super Bowl in his hometown, but don’t take the Steelers to cover.
With that big girl blocking his stomach he looks almost sexy…can you even be a sexy Bus or is that too much of a stretch?
Bus been fine for more than a minute-stomach and all. I like me a big dude like that.