CIGARS and NEEGARS…

jordan

Have you been wondering what the deal is with all of these celebs and their cigars? The cigar always looked like a curious object to me. Its blatantly phallic and its dark brown.

mel ramos 2005

I could imagine that for some folks it might be like living the dream without actually crossing the ‘line’, plus it satiates some Freudian hand-mouth fixation.

hand to mouth

I can’t really call it other than it seems to be a feminine thing

cuba santera

Maybe wearing pink or rocking a pair of thong sandals is more brokeback to most of the kids that read these internets stories.

cigga jigga

But you would be hard pressed to convince me that sucking on a big brown penis isn’t about the gayest thing that you could perpetrate in your life, and with COMMON doing it now…

comnonsense

it’s definitely brokeback. I blame ERYKAH.

et tu COMMON?!?

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