What Would JESUS Say?

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I hope that all of you realize that the broadcast comments from G DUBBZ during the G8 lunch were all part of a viral commercial for Diet Coke.

All of us know that Syria is backing Hezbollah. No big news there. The president using curse words? Who the fuck cares? The real winner is the Coca-Cola Company after the president expressed his preference for Diet Coke.

To diffuse this situation the president should hold a press conference where we see him drink a Diet Pepsi. With all that this administration has done to screw up U.S. politics I suppose that’s as close as we are going to get to any bi-partisanship on the Beltway anyhoo.

5 Responses to “What Would JESUS Say?”

  1. RD says:

    Whats more telling is the rather simple sentence structure that Bush employs in everyday conversation. Oh Dubya.

  2. Syria needs to cut that shit out and bring me a Diet Coke!

    Condi come sit on my lap.
    They left that one off of the tape.

  3. Amadeo says:

    I peeped him groping German Chancellor Schroeder on The Daily Show last night…Dubbie had a good ole time.

  4. Amadeo says:

    My bad that’s Chancellor Angela Merkel, Schroeder was the last one…and a dude.

  5. Nigeria says:

    ”My bad that’s Chancellor Angela Merkel, Schroeder was the last one…and a dude.”

    LOL are you serious

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