HOE SIT DOWN! (Reader’s ReMix Request)

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VIVICA ANJANETTA FOX done broke her new titties already. And how does that shit happen?!? When you won’t stay your azz home for a minute. VIVICA be at every premiere party she can go to meanwhile she hasn’t done any real work since forever. I think I just saw ‘Two Can Play That Game’ on B.E.T. for the fifty-eleventh time!

I met VIVICA about 10 years ago at the Memorial Day jig festival in Cancun Mexico. She is a down azz bitch if there was ever one in Hollywood. Just funny and foul mouthed. VIVICA is a cutie-pie, but she is also a bonafide hoodrat. The only way you would take her to meet your momma is if your moms smoked a pack of Newport ay’day and drunk Colt45 from a tall can with a straw.

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Because I love you VIVICA and I know how real you used to be I have to give you this advice…

HOE SIT DOWN! And give your damn tittie bags a rest.

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7 Responses to “HOE SIT DOWN! (Reader’s ReMix Request)”

  1. RD says:

    Funny shit…Dallas, you get my email, partna?

  2. Tony says:

    Ouch. My guess, she has a couple of softballs in there she switches out when it’s time to go to bed. Damn, being a hottie is hard.

  3. Tony says:

    And you met Viv . . . I hoped you grabbed her as while it was still the real deal . . . Again, I’m guessing she probably traded it out for plastic parts.

  4. Tiffany says:

    LMAO Dallas. Funny ish…How does these titties collaspe like they do? ha ha

  5. Conor says:

    OWWW that shit looks painful

  6. prynsex says:

    She knew better.

  7. esbee says:

    Dang this negrette got a crease in her boobage? Cyat-dang…

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