NOTE TO CIARA’s P.R. PEEPS…

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I’m ready to make CIARA my new ‘It’ girl, but you folks need to send me a pic of her genitals first. I won’t publish the pictures to my audience and at least we can move forward.

I understand that she is supposed to have an extra large labia, and I’m cool with that. Hell, if her pussy lips are large enough to put lipstick on I think that’s sexy, but I am strongly opposed to making love to CIARA if she has a penis. Even a small one.

Let’s say she has a penis and twat… I’m still opposed to having sex with her, although I don’t think that she should be stripped of her right to marry BOW WOW or MISSY ELLIOT or whomever is into that type of thing.

13 Responses to “NOTE TO CIARA’s P.R. PEEPS…”

  1. rafi says:

    LOL

    Excellent first post of the new year.

    Welcome back.

  2. thatwhitedude says:

    that bulge looks too big to not be a penis! and her body just looks like that of a guy with the muscular frame, slim hips, no tits, and the manly face (no bow wow). i’m 75 % percent sure she is either a guy or used to be one…welcome back man.

  3. Vik says:

    DALLAS.

    happy new year dude.

    welcome to the double-0 seven.

    this shit is too damn funny. we’re all hopin’ for the extra-large labia, but we all know the truth.

    PEACE

  4. Combat Jack says:

    welcome back nigs!

  5. Nigeria says:

    Dallas is back.

    ‘Plays Mace’s Welcome Back’

    ‘Stops song 10 seconds in’

  6. dubble13 says:

    Sorry “Nigeria”, but there is no good reason to even own a copy of Mase’s “Welcome Back”. We will now have to deduct 10 Cool Points from you…

    Dallas:
    It is a New Year.
    Time to get your grizzle on!

  7. EloheemStar says:

    Salute!

    If Ciara turns out to be a man this will be the greatest hoax in Pop Music since Milli Vinelli. Pause….In this day in time that would turn out to be marketable and profitable (c) X Gov McGreevey.

    *Random but possibly related thought. The First person to copyright the symbol for the tranny rest room…..$$$

  8. NoMamesBuey says:

    Happy New Year to all yall

    Dallas, what’s up with the cRap fantasy league? Has the “Q1 season” started yet?

    I just don’t want to be negligent in my CEO duties of Squadrilateral Records, no Jay-Z. Not sure if I should be doing some league activity like picking up Jean Grae on waivers.

  9. candice says:

    Happy New Year Dallas.

    Ciara “Baby Wanda Sykes” is packing something in those pants…..

  10. sangano says:

    secada asks, “photoshop?”

  11. Alex2.0 says:

    happy new year.

    sorry about your cowboys. oh and i didnt appreciate herm giving that game away to the indy longnecks.

    did you make any new years resolutions?

  12. ciarafan says:

    man u stoopid ciara aint no man or never wuz my pants r always like that even my frends pants and u can see in the backround the one gurl next to ciara on the right has the same problem so stop trying to get ppl to belive ciara is a man and get back to doin other stuff like figureing weather ur retarted or not

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