HOTTENTOT VENUS 2006 (ReMix)

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The Model Minority was kind enough to lace us a few months back with a blurb on the sad story of the SAARTJIE BAARTMAN, the Venus of Hottentot. This is one of the many tragic African characters that faced the three headed Cerberus of colonialism, racism and supremacy. This character was reviled for her natural ample posterior when in the same Victorian culture women wore an apparatus to give them the image of having such a backside. It’s completely nutty to me when I look at her story now because she was openly persecuted, yet secretly idolized and fetishized for her body.

The two major examples of the mainstream media’s continuous Black woman ass fetish are my brownskin baby momma SERENA WILLIAMS a/k/a Court Chocolate a/k/a SHE-HULK and everyone’s favorite high yellow songstress, BeYONCE KNOWLES. Both these ladies are first rate entertainers, but folks in the media can’t get away from what really makes these women popular to them — their big asses.

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The New York Times was remarking on how heavy SERENA had become and they even chirped alongside JOHN McENROE and his superiors that said her extre-tennis lifestyle was ruining her power game. I remember when this same McENROE said that VEUNS and SERENA’s power games were ruining women’s tennis. McENROE should go to Hell and die.

My other Hottentot Venus is the purposely vacuous BeYONCE KNOWLES. I’m not old enough to remember the superstar grooming of DIANA ROSS, but I can see some connections between the two now that BeYONCE has immersed herself into acting. I know why DIANA ROSS tried so hard to get us to like her, because she had a difficult background, but with BeYONCE I am a little disturbed. She is completely overexposed for someone who is reportedly only 26. She’s not just burning herself out but she’s burning me out as well. Her name and likeness is attached tp so much crap they will need to give her brand products their own wing at Wal-Mart by the time she reaches 30.

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I’m all for people coming up in the game and making some money so I don’t begrudge BeYONCE her success it’s just that her rapid oversaturation is going to cause a backlash where we will question what we enjoy about her so much.

In the end(pun wholly intended), the MSM doesn’t care about BeYONCE’s staying power because they will invent some celebrity to replace her even if they have to dig through a D-list garbage pail of Black talent. BUFFIE the Body anyone?

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6 Responses to “HOTTENTOT VENUS 2006 (ReMix)”

  1. Damn I love booty but when is too much too much i.e. Buffie’s ass is too much for the kid. I like Serena I actually have a clip of her pop, lock and dropping it on French Tv, on my blog. But she has put on a lot of muscle and me being 6ft 182 I like my woman about 40lbs lighter and Serena looks like she will crush my dick(not that thats a bad thing) anyways point being she completely took my fantasy away by her being so damn buff. I will take a queue from you D and say that I would still bury my face in her chocha until I tore my ACL!

  2. glad to see my blogging brethren Dallas & Fux tangentially incorporating tennis into their blogs

  3. 1:57p update on my poll @ http://elgringocolombiano.blogspot.com/
    Ivanovic 12
    Shreiky 5
    Serena & Mirza 2

    Where’s the love for Serena?

  4. sasha says:

    am i hater? beyonce works my nerves. i appreciate her full figure, it’s a good look for the average to plus size little ladies.

    but i don’t appreciate her scantily clad incessant writhing anywhere a stage is placed. nor do i appreciate the long blonde weave. or her lack of a cogent, uncanned sentence in an interview in her whole life. will a real chick please stand up?

    i won’t hate on her ‘talent’ as an entertainer, but when given an opportunity to truly inspire or show there’s more to her than gratutious crotch shots….she comes up like a mental midget. and thats not cool to be. (no beanie shoulder kisses) sign that bitch up for some college classes.

    serena on the other hand…..i’ll ride for sista big bones. she comes out her mouth with some realness every once in awhile. even though we all know she has no business in 85% of the shit she wears. ass that big need a little extra material. oh yeah, and her weaves are always throwed.

    i guess i am a hater. fuck it! 🙂

  5. Lingster says:

    Damn – that’s a whole lotta Serena in that picture. Her personal style is an unusual fusion of glamour and power, and it’s a little shocking to me that it works. But it does work.

  6. Elyssia says:

    Buffie is a tip-drill. She has booty, but hr face luks like she got hit w/ a Timberland boot. If her makeup and hair aint done right then you wud have to take a second luk 2 say that she’s sum what or a little bit pretty…sorry the truth it is the truth.

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