Meet The Maricóns…

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The Mets should just fire WILLIE RANDOLPH already. Just let him go so that he can get another job somewhere else. Put his ass back to kitchen duty or wherever you put the jigs on a boat that can’t find its way. The Mets need someone who speaks that shit. He can be brown-skint, or even a Black, but he had better talk that shit.

Rewind to what GARY SHEFFIELD said last year. He said there would still be Black ballplayers in the game, but they wouldn’t identify themselves as such. Latin American players have internalized supremacy to the fullest. A dark-skinned Dominican would jump out a window if you called him a ‘Black’. Why do you think they try so hard to get the African roots out of their hair?

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Sheeeeeeeit, Dominican hair salons are world famous for helping African American women get the ‘Black’ out of their hair. Who the hell wants to be Black if they have the option to be something else? And who in their right mind wants to take directions from a Black? Certainly not the Mets ballplayers. If you can’t hire a white to manage these homos at least bring in another Latin. Where is MOISES ALOU’s dad at? That old Latin santero had the 1995 Expos purring like a Ferrari.

I will admit to being a little surprised at the Mets inability to play for RANDOLPH. Even though he is a Black, he is a Black that wins shit. I thought that players respected the dudes that won shit as players? Even JOE GIRARDI is having a tough go with the Yankees and you can tell by JOE’s surname that he is a white. Plus, its the Yankees. We’ll be inaugurating TRACY MORGAN as president of the United States before the Yankees have a Black as a manager. Dollar bet on that one.

If these Latin fags can’t play baseball for a Blackman then bring in some fuck to get this shit straight [ll]. The Mets should have hired GIRARDI. He stayed in the game for as long as he did because he was great at catching balls.

11 Responses to “Meet The Maricóns…”

  1. ES EL says:

    ’94 Expos.

  2. the_dallas says:

    Yes the 1994 Expos were one of the greatest baseball teams evar to never win a championship

  3. ES EL says:

    They are definetly the greatest team to not even have the chance to play for one.

  4. ES EL says:

    and Omar Minaya is a dick.

  5. evan says:

    2 Birds 1 Stone : Hire Tracy Morgan as the new Manager, but he has to stay in character as Dominican Lou. I could get on board with a manager that wears dress shoes with the uniform.

  6. Nonchalant Misfit says:

    ^ LOL

  7. Evan: Nice.

    While I’d like to see Willie stay, I don’t care if the Mets get the corpse of Ricardo Montalban (on some Weekend At Bernies-type shit). I just want them to win.

  8. the_dallas says:

    Nerditry officially pwns this thread.

    All on deck for Dominican Lou as the new Mets skipper say “Chea!”

    *so say we all*

  9. Blackwater says:

    go White Sox! We aint having girl problems over here

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