Butching it up for the win…
As the spiritual first day of the great American gayme of football kicks off I thought we could have a debate about which of the two teh gheyest sports was the most… Teh Ghey.
Is it tennis, where men wear little tiny tennis shorts [ll]?
Or golf, where men hit a little white ball into a hole with their sticks?
In tennis you can be a champion without even being the best player left in the tournament. If the best player in the world has a bad afternoon and gets sent home early in the tournament then who knows who the hell will win the trophy? My guess is that it will prA’li be NADAL or FEDERER. Tennis tournaments are all about seeding. If your draw is filled with highly ranked bums or players to which your game holds an advantage you will advance. Not so much in golf.
In golf you have to beat the entire field of competitors. Rankings don’t determine who wins these tournaments, only which player uses the least amount of strokes to get his balls in the holes [ll]. That is the gheyest description of a sport in the history of ghey sports. Gheyer even than a wide receiver throwing a ball to a tight end. I mean, how often does that happen? Golf is totally gheyer than tennis also because you can still play golf well when you are old. Tennis, not so much.
Golf is especially gheyer than tennis because of the women’s game. Sure tennis had BILLIE JEAN KING and MARTINA NAVRITILOVA but isn’t every woman that plays golf a lesbian? If not then why do they all dress like one? I have nothing against teh gheys in whatever sport they play because all professional sports are teh ghey. Can you imagine what the Davis Cup locker rooms must look like? I will bet you that they are gheyer than a baseball dugout.
“seeding” (ll)!!
I have love for Arthur Ashe (ll) and my folks on the tennis courts at Coney (on the backside (ll), way down on Neptune) so, between the two, golf is teh gheyer, tho’ sneaking on to the nine-hole Dyker (ll) course in BK is a funny rite of passage for some kids.
Teh Gheyest: all the asshats pretending Shawn Carter “owns” the Nets.
DP, did they wheel Chuck Daly’s coffin onstage at the Garden the other night and why the fuck wasn’t Jay at the Meadowlands anyway?
Ballin’!
Thank you for an early morning laugh brother. that was a funny ass read. plus the picture of lou just did it! lol
Sportscenter update 345p ET
U can catch (for legally free) the Mens Doubs final on usopen.org streaming.
Leander Paes is an absurdly good volleyer, shyt is absurd.
Tennis is the most hetero sport ever, because you can play in a Mixed Doubles USTA league with ur gf.
Also there is no ghey physical contact in tennis, except the Bryan twin Brothers chest bumping.
Unlike ghey basketball, where they have bufu “back down in paint sessions”, & damn near force oral when a dude dunks on the defender & takes his time dangling his nuts in the defender’s face. No way that type of behavior can be [||]ed, sorry.
The gheyest is olympic-style wrestling. No explanation needed, just watch 60 seconds of a match.
“In tennis you can be a champion without even being the best player left in the tournament. If the best player in the world has a bad afternoon and gets sent home early in the tournament then who knows who the hell will win the trophy? My guess is that it will prA’li be NADAL or FEDERER. Tennis tournaments are all about seeding. If your draw is filled with highly ranked bums or players to which your game holds an advantage you will advance”
WTF?! This is the nature of a single-elimination format tournament.
If u claim tennis is ghey for this, to be intellectually consistent, you must also denounce the following sports as ghey
Any Olympic Sport Tourney, NFL playoffs, World Basketball, NCAA Basketball64 Tourney, World Baseball Classic, World Cup Soccer, World Cup Ice Hockey
In fact, IMHO single-elimination tourneys are mad hetero.
College Football is actually mad ghey, because random obese 50yo sportswriters, that could never play football themselves even on their own HS team back in the day, “vote” to determine the “BCS Champion”.
Not having a single-elimination tourney is teh ghey.
Sportscenter update 411p ET
Paes/Dlouhy won the 2nd set.
3rd/Final Set finna start
Fed/Yung Djok Semifinal @ 430 ET @ CBS
“…a wide receiver throwing a ball to a tight end.”
[||] to the end-around option
Federer’s between the legs winner made tennis extra more ghey
Any sport where’s there’s only one piece for the mans uniform. & any sport where you have no choice but to check out some douche’s package [||].
I’ve never seen Michael Phelps swim.
I stopped watching (professional & entertainment) wrestling once I hit puberty.
WWE is quite possibly the cause for the increase of Homosexual behavior in young boys. It’s not okay to lay your sweaty, lower regions on my chin [||], for @ least 3 seconds. No Dice.
The fact that, @ some point, I’ll get to stare @ Serena Williams bending over & jumping up & down, while grunting, gives tennis the upperhand on golf.
Thick hind quarters>>pleated slacks
Lou Pinella pic=fuk. king. hilarious.