The hottest piee of jewelry this holiday season isn’t going to be the Good Wood Jesus piece, but rather a piece that you might could want to put some good wood to. These hand-sculpted vulva pendants are what is really good if you ask me.
I swear that if you squint your eyes they look like Virgin Mary charm pieces.
What better way to say to the world that you love yourself some tender slot than by rocking one around your neck? Yeah, I can imagine that you would have to be really progressive and self confident to put it on but just think about it in this way… None of us know where we will be going when we leave this place, but we all know from the place which we arrived and isn’t it like heaven everytime we get to go back there?
Not your mom’s vulva, but some other lady’s joint natch
Get your vulva pendants and other ‘I <3 Pussy’ celebrating accessories here
Perfect gift for dad.
make a nice key-chain…. Imma have to get the camera out and do some convincing
they even have the super bat wings i pass on buying one of those. if your out and some drunk guys sees that he might try to fuck your chest. would make a perfect gag gift though
WTF is the rotten joint on the left? Black poon tang is pink too. FOH!
Wow. I’d step away from a dude rocking that.
imagine a broad rocking a Johnson.
Ftw?
Lmao @ NAT & Frank…
That deep fried piece looks like a trophy for the gulliest dog shit ever.
NOW how am I supposed to surprise you for Christmas?!
I’m so DEAD! Thanks man, this made my day!
@Tony Grands
I was watching this special with my shorty last night on the History Channel about sexual practices in Rome. Dude, dudes used to rock Johnsons as a necklace.They felt it gave em more power or some shit. Either way, wild homo.
Mmmmmmmm….. Add fries and a coke with some big mac sauce and you got a value meal, son.
@Malcolm
Wow. That’s some Jeffrey Dahmer shit.
“imagine a broad rocking a Johnson.” “in Rome. Dude, dudes used to rock Johnsons as a necklace.”
C’mon it’s America, it’s on sale…goods.gem-fashion.com/HSP016.html
“I swear that if you squint your eyes they look like Virgin Mary charm pieces.”
Hence Worship the p***y.
BTW FOH with that rigamortis poonani.
Good content, very valuable, thanks