Fantasy Is Reality…

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It didn’t take football too long to pull the attention away from beisbol. Let’s face it, beisbol is a dead game when you need a PR blitz. Beisbol doesn’t even have a blitz.

Shit is popping off crazy in the NFL now that the collective bargaining agreement has been ratified. Their passing around steroids like after-dinner mints. Players are being traded willy nilly or sent off to jail.

How the hell has Randy Moss avoided a prison stint after all this time? All you fan-tasy dudes in the keeper leagues must be shitting your pants that Chad OchoCinco is on his way to New England. He’s poised for a monster season catching balls from Tom Brady.*

*Automatic [ll] to any sports related drops here on DP.com

5 Responses to “Fantasy Is Reality…”

  1. Mark Dub says:

    I’m just glad my Saints don’t play the Pats this year. Picking up Chad OchoCinco and Albert Haynesworthless makes them look MONSTROUS.

  2. Crazy season with no preseason, at least no preseason injuries to worry about. This is Donovan McNabb’s last shot at redemption, will he be Shawshanked again?

  3. the_dallas says:

    This is prA’li McNabb’s last stop. Minnesota has always had a thing for Black QBs. I wish dude the best.

  4. BIGNAT says:

    oh haynesworth better play like a player and not a diva. he not going do that bullshit in new england. or he will get waived after the first game.

  5. Idk about Haynesworth, maybe the fresh place will hasten his refresh rate.
    It doesn’t look like Minnesota has made enough moves to bolster the trade.

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