or, Are You Ready For Some POVERTY?!?!
I am piggybacking on a theme from my boy VIK regarding the Monday Night Football game at the Louisiana SuperDome. How fucked up am I that I watched the game despite my abject disgust about how the capital construction dollars slated to rebuild New Orleans have been abused and misused. I should have turned that game off before the kickoff. Instead I watched it until the end. It turns out that I wasn’t the only one caught up in the homecoming hoopla propaganda. That’s why I have decided to give at least $200 dollars to a charity based in New Orleans at the end of the football season. This will match the monies I expect to spend on buying the winner of the pool a pair of custom made DP dot com Air Max, and it will help to slightly absolve my guilty conscience that enjoys watching football from my home while the city that the game was played in is plagued with rampant homelessness. Uhhh, err, now that everyone is feeling good, let’s look at this week’s pool games…
DALLAS COWBOYS @ TENNESSEE TITANS
Suicide, it’s a suicide. Wah-dah-dah-day-wah-dah-dah-dah-dah-day. The COWBOYS run this Hip-Hop shit even with TERRELL OWENS corpse.
INDIANAPOLIS COLTS @ NEW YORK JETS
The JETS coach was part of a Patriots regime that knew how to get into that little bad place inside PEYTON MANNING’s mind. Despite that fact, and the rousing victory in Buffalo, the JETS will return to the Earth this weekend.
MIAMI DOLPHINS @ HOUSTON TEXANS
What appears to be two teams moving in seperate directions is actually two teams on different roads to Sucksville. The DOLPHINS are taking the Greyhound bus, while the TEXANS are going by Amtrak. At the end of the season they’ll both be there together, but the TEXANS got there first.
SAN DIEGO CHARGERS @ BALTIMORE RAVENS
I am patiently waiting for the wheels to fall off this Baltimore bandwagon and this should be the week that I finally get my wish. No offense to my good friend, B’More’s own AMADEO, but that is the problem that I have with Baltimore, no offense. Wasn’t Coach BILLICK an offensive coordinator? I hope LaDANIAN TOMLINSON runs a new azzhole into RAY LEWIS (no KORDELL STEWART)
SAN FRANCISCO 49ers @ KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
Regrettably continuing the above theme, there are only two things that come from Kansas City – steers and queers. And the only thing coming from ‘Frisco are flaming queers so it looks like the 49ers will be the victors for the 2006 Brokeback Bowl.
JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS @ WASHINGTON REDSKINS
I’d like to think that LM’s hometown club could pull off the upset here, but I know better. JAGS bite ‘SKINS.
NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS @ CINCINNATI BENGALS
For all of those years that Cincinnati was considered one of the crappiest towns in Ohio I see these BENGALS fighting hard to restore the dignity to TIM KRUMRIE. The Patriots TOM BRADY can only wish he had the receiving corps that CARSON PALMER plays with.
You know how we do bitches, so drop it like its’ hot.
Kudos on the donation… But enough with the warm fuzzy feelings…
COWBOYS
COLTS (although it hurts to root against my beloved Jets)
TEXANS (NO GEE DUBYA)
CHARGERS
KC & THE SUNSHINE BAND
‘SKINS
CJ (aka Simon Phoenix) and the BENGALS…
On a side note whether or not TO was “serious” or not its always troubled me the lack of mental help there is for black folk, I mean not to be playing Tunk with the race card but when other’s make attempts like this “Its a cry for help” right now in TO’s case its being chalked up as an episode of him being a primadonna. Whether it is we don’t know but I think heads should reserve judgement on the brother for a few. I mean the way dude tells his life story I think there is a bunch of things going on in that brain of his…
Good look on the donation DP.
Cowboys
Colts
Dolphins
Chargers
CHEFS (Ha, Ha)
Jaguars
Patriots
i’m actually thinking of picking against my dolphins 🙁
be back with my picks.
Chargers are gonna get PWN3D! Oh yeah you see this?
“Chargers safety Terrence Kiel reportedly faces up to five years in state prison if convicted of possession and transportation of a controlled substance.
Kiel is now awaiting trial on charges of transporting codeine-based cough syrup, widely known as “purple drank” or “lean,” to an unknown person in Texas. The syrup reportedly goes for $350 a bottle on the street. Kiel has a long rap sheet and was shot three times in 2003. ”
What a Moe Ron.
^Yeah I saw that. Who on the streets pays $350 for cough syrup? Even when its syzzzzurp?!?
Cowboys
Colts
Dolphins
Ravens (Gates is good but, the WRs aren’t better than our CBs. I’m almost sure all 3 of our linebackers will go to the Probowl and Rivers just ain’t experienced enough. L.T. is good, but we’ve stopped good cats before. Much props to the Chargers D though…Merriman did go to Maryland)
9’ers
Jags
Bengals (after beating the Steelers these cats are high and Brady don’t have the WRs…plus Randall Gay (no…forget it that’s his name) is out.
May Ray bless you all.
Props to you D on the donation
I was feelin’ a bit guilty myself watching that game. That darn RB is some very nice eye candy though…
I don’t know ..what I got from all the discussions is “this is really fucked up and the city still looks a hot mess but the Superdome looks amazin’ and okay, enough of that, let’s get into the game!!”
Anywho…
Dallas
Colts
Dolphins
Ravens
Chiefs
Redskins
Patriots
Cowboys
Colts
Dolphins
Chargers
Chiefs
Jaguars
Patriots
I want shoes!…lol
Cowboys
Colts
Dolphins
Chiefs
Jaguars
Bengals
See y’all in the zone – BITCHES
Cowboys
Colts
*Texans
Chargers
Chiefs
Jaguars
Patriots
would you kindly allow this?
LOL
Amadeo said Randall Gay is out.
extra NO BOUTROS BOUTROS BOUTROS ESERA TUAOLO
The COWBOYS could win without any wide receivers this week.
INDIANAPOLIS has too many weapons, and the Jets have no ground game for their return to Earth.
The DOLPHINS’ Daunte Culpepper will have a career day. Well, for that portion of his career without Randy Moss on his team
The RAVENS should win ugly against San Diego.
KANSAS CITY’s home fans will carry the day. Neither of these teams has a shot at the playoffs or the first pick next year.
My hometown REDSKINS will upset the Jags in a Gibbs special and the best game of the week. If I’m wrong, hometown boy Byron Leftwich will have a big day pitching the rock.
The BENGALS quest to end the season with more wins than player arrests seems to be an uphill battle. But with Tim Krumrie urging them to “break a leg,” the Bengals will beat the Patriots with ease.
Cowboys
Colts
Dolphins
Chargers
Chiefs
Jags
Pats
RD
Dallas can we get those DP joints with custom stiching?
Cowboys
Indy
Dolphins
Chargers
San Fran
Jacksonville
Cincy
Cowboys
Colts
Dolphins
Chargers
Chiefs
Jaguars
Bengals
SAN FRANCISCO 49ers @ KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
Regrettably continuing the above theme, there are only two things that come from Kansas City – steers and queers.
the gays don’t come from here, d. they come TO here so as to flee every other crazy place surrounding. like atlanta.
I need to edit my pool….I forgot one. Here is my edited version:
Cowboys
Colts
Dolphins
RAVENS – forgot’em
Chiefs
Jaguars
Bengals
cowboys
colts (i still hope j.vilma smacks ‘longneck manning’ in the mouth a few times)
dolphins (i feel like i should be picking against my team but i wont)
chargers
chiefs
jaguars (best nfl team in florida)
bengals
and just for the hell of it…E-A-G-L-E-S monday night bay-bay!!!
Sorry I’m late:
Cowboys
Colts
Texans
Ravens
Chiefs
Jaguars
Bengals
cowboys
colts
texans
chargers
chiefs
redskins
bengals