NAS x KELIS = SO FIVE MINUTES AGO…

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The NAS and KELIS music video for ‘Blindfold Me’ looks like their amatuer homemade BDSM sex tape. It bored me. I can’t imagine that the same song and performance from BeYONCE and JAY-Z would be as boring, and NAS and KELIS actually have sex with one another. KELIS is a hot little piece of azz now that she has reaquainted herself with a hot comb. She sings like shit though. Why do we even categorize KELIS as a singer?

The video has her in a bunch of tight little latex outfits waiting to get domestically abused by her husband. I was hoping that NAS would do some choking torture routine and accidentally snap KELIS’ neck and then NAS would go to jail for murder and then he would finally make an album as good as ‘Illmatic’ was, but by the time he was released from jail no one would be listening to Hip-Hop anymore because the T.I.’s would be promoting Japanese punk rap rock and then NAS would have been sorry for living a life of musical mediocrity and losing the one woman in his life that wasn’t a complete whoare.

Now that would be a good video.

33 Responses to “NAS x KELIS = SO FIVE MINUTES AGO…”

  1. Guy Real says:

    she’s not a singer, lets call her a vocal stylist

  2. BaldBeauty says:

    …so you don’t think that Jay-z and Beyonce have sex???? I’m not a huge fan of Kelis’ radio music but I’ve heard other songs and I think she can sing.

  3. 911 says:

    And you like nas right?

  4. BaldBeauty says:

    Yes hater, yes.

  5. miss ahmad says:

    great photo, marginal video, i’m soo over kelis and so sad that Jigga’s album will leave Nas in the dust and the Jig rivals Diddy in the come back kings race to the multiplatinum sales finish!

  6. BluJewel says:

    Couldn’t have said it better, though I’m not a big fan of B and J either.

  7. Candice says:

    I think Kelis is more like a novelty act. Anytime you are proud of being “the first girl to scream on a track”…..you are NOT a singer.

    She and Nas are not nearly as exciting as B and J.

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  9. Misha says:

    I read the funniest thing regarding theese two. Fresh at C & D called them Bey-z’s celebrity weed carriers

  10. Hov Lost says:

    do all these irelevant stories actually change the fact that Nas is a better rapper than Jay Z?? Yall stans are so funny, niggas know Nas’s lyrical skills and catalogue better than Jays, but these few stan blogs keep trying to make they hero look better.

  11. engineer says:

    Kelis is a greedy bitch too.. She rolled a blunt at Sony Studios a few years back. We were in a session with the Neptunes and Philly’s Most Wanted when she was just dick ridin’ … She actually handed the blunt over my head to Pharell like I was even there…. I’ve had a bad taste in my mouth since then about her…CHEAP BITCH!!!!

  12. Hov Lost says:

    ^^^^^^^^^^

    Damn thats straight disrespect from kelis b. lol. Hov still lost, though. Nas =King of NY.

    No pop shit here.

  13. Peach says:

    wow you can be harsh lol

  14. nbhjf says:

    ” I can’t imagine that the same song and performance from BeYONCE and JAY-Z would be as boring”

    ummm… have you seen their “interaction” in the deja vu clip? yeah right… reallllllll sexy… jay doesn’t look bored at all… nup not one bit.

    shit observation dallas.

  15. Hov Lost says:

    dont tell me dallas is one of these bitch ass hov stans who think he’s god, buddah, and allah rolled into one.

  16. hov lost cosign says:

    jay z stans are pathetic give that niggaz nuts some space….you know jay lost cause you guyz cant let it go.bunch of bitches the presidency is ovva….jay’s a major fuckup creating industry foes,dame,beans,cam,freeway,meth,red,nore,l.l,joe b,cristina milian,roots,and Nas is a mastermind think he trusts this nigga…please what biggie rhymes are we gonna here next in november?

  17. donCarter says:

    Yeah..I thought pharrell didn’t puff blunts? He must’a been a middle-man…that’s kinda funny, tho.

  18. Shanti says:

    I actually think Nas and Kelis make a more interesting couple than Bey-Z. For example, look at the pic you posted. Jay Z and Beyonce would have never posed like that for the camera.

  19. Hov Lost says:

    Yup, Hov lost. Hov stans are funny though…

  20. the_dallas says:

    ^HovLost,
    shut the fuck up you bitch azz anonymous coward, there are no stans at this site, and as for your boy, he’s got a lousy work ethic and that is why he is being put on the shelf for the new GAY-Z project.

  21. Hov Lost says:

    ^^^^^^^^^^
    Niggas dont get emotional on a blog. fall back nigga. Glad to hear u aint a damn Gay Z stan nigga. Keep shit unbiased nigga. shit aint serious. 1

  22. lASt SUpeR hEro says:

    this is some serious hating.

  23. Duke From Queens says:

    You have got to be kidding me with this bullshit….. Fuck Gay Z and his man bitch….

    and ummmm *engineer* – Kelis has been working with them dudes for Yrs son…..get your weight up…..*Grown Man only smoke their own weed*…

    Raised by Queens….

  24. the_dallas says:

    ^No emotions here HovLost,
    I am just calling you an anonymous coward. You appear to dickride Nas and your screenname shows that GAY-Z’s dick is the one that you really want in your mouth. Either way, you lost because Nas and GAY-Z are hugged up closer than a nutsack.

  25. engineer says:

    @ Duke From Queens..

    Get my weight up??? I ain’t your fucking son. Let’s get that straight Duke.

    Secondly, I got my own shit, but when I light up in a studio among other people, I pass it.. If I want to be greedy, I’ll smoke by my damn self.

    Thirdly, can you read? It was a session with Philly’s Most Wanted. If you know anything, you know them niggaz were signed to Atlantic back in 2000 – 2001, so yes, Kelis has been dick ridin’ the neptunes since 99….

  26. the_dallas says:

    ^I actually liked the Philly’s Most Wanted album back when I wasn’t sick of the Neptunes synth sounds.

  27. silly says:

    your story is bogus…..neither of the Neptunes smoke

  28. sassynjazzy says:

    For one Nas and Kelis act like an actual couple! Jay-z and Beyonce are so busy trying to front like they have the perfect relationship, and trying to out do and out shine one another. I give thier fakeness less than a year, it will be over

  29. It'z Me says:

    You people (to the haters) are crazy. They are a couple and they are famous, like it or not…they’re entertainers, that’s what entertainers do and Nas & Kelis, both do it well. Those of you on the blog hating, what can you do? Haven’t seen your videos…haven’t heard your songs…STOP HATING and appreciate the fact that Nas & Kelis give you something to do-HATE! Just crazy dumb to post hater crap like this…

  30. ezzdogg says:

    Nas is da king.. not jus of NY
    hes one of da best

    ent no stupid ass haters dat kan say shit

    n e ent guna settle 4 less dan a tru bitch so dat must b wot kelis is

    fuck gay z n cockafella

  31. hahha says:

    hahaha Well Your Beating Off To The Video While Nas Be Hitting That Every Night

  32. Donte says:

    Kelis you are a ARTIST and a STAR and no one can take that away from you NO ONE but the one above you keep making good music one love from music producer Donte909

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