This past week in NYC was a global politics junkies stinky sulfur drenched wet dream. The Devil, the Mexican and the Arab all made headlines during their visits to the United Nations.
Despite showing some good ‘ol American marketing saavy Iran’s president can’t seem to get a break from the T.I. run media outlets. I mean it’s not that he hates the Jews, he just hates the hearts that beat inside of the Jews chest cavities. As bad as an AHMADENIJAD might seem he is still a far cry away from being ADOLF HITLER. My problem with all these despots being equated with HITLER is that I think that devalues the truly baddazz-ness that ADOLF HITLER had. Until you have at least a million dead people on your resume you shouldn’t even be considered for a B.M.F.O.A.T. award.
Here’s the top five on my list of Baddest Motherfuckers Of All Time.
| IOSIF VISSARIONOVICH DZHUGASHVILI I know what your’e thinking. Who the fuck is this guy? This is a mugshot of your boy JOE STALIN. It looks like the Russians knew he was a bad seed from the gate, but they let him slip through the cracks in an upward trajectory. SADDAM HUSSEIN was a cheap, post-cold war STALIN. The amount of Kurds that HUSSEIN killed was a pittance when you match him up next to STALIN’s genocidal tendencies. |
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FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT Respect this man’s badazz pedigree for not letting a debilitating nerve disease stop him from committing mass murder via the Manhattan Project. It turns out the military was closing in on defeating the Japanese before the nukes were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. In hindsight, the real bomb was dropped on the American manufacturing model as we now drive Japanese cars, watch Japanese television sets and fetish over exorbitantly priced Japanese tennis shoes. |
| ADOLF HITLER The mainstream media consensus gold standard for despots, tyrants and just all around bad azz motherfuckers. I’ve never really given HITLER credit either for his sartorial sensibilities. Peep the Nazi insignia jacket buttons. ADOLF thought that being a fierce and cunning leader meant that he had to be a fierce cunt. How you doin’ HITLER?!? |
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DARK PHOENIX Speaking of fierce cunts… We’ve talked before about the Dark Phoenix and how she killed off a planet by causing it’s star to go supernova. She gets extra bad azz points for continuously killing herself and coming back to life in another storyline. Hey, she is called the Phoenix. |
DARTH VADER
Seriously though, who is badder than Darth Vader?!? He dresses better than HITLER and Dark Phoenix. He merck’d his babies momma with a Force choke out and then later he chopped off his son’s hand. Ruthless and trendsetting. His all black leather outfit is the dream of forty-something BDSM’ers everywhere. Salute the baddest motherfucker of all time when you see him in the streets.
B.M.F.O.A.T. HONORABLE MENTION
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IDI AMIN This fool put the fear of God into the white man. Lately he has been helping us to sell our DP dot com fundraising apparel. Incidentally, I have half a dozen of these shirts left so if anyone wants to help us keep the lights on you can hit me up on the e-mail. |
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JEFFREY DAHMER I suppose killing people is bad, but that is somewhat mitigated when you turn around and eat those same people. Instead of just disposing of the bodies he created a self-sustaining food source. Soylent Green is people and you, JEFFREY DAHMER, are a visionary. |
RAFI KAM from OH WORD!
Not satisfied with the slaying of countless elfs and orcs this former Dungeon Master is about to set his wrath upon a slackidaisical home repair vendor. I expect the carnage to invole the possible threat of legal action (he is a Jew) as well as several nasty letters to affiliated companies. This is a man that once spent nearly 72 straight hours involved in an internets role playing game. Never once getting up for a glass of water or to even use the bathroom. You people at Home Depot need to respect this man’s gangster.
Ahmadenijad looks to relaxed to be crazy…look at all those other cats and their restrictive clothing. It’s like they couldn’t scratch their itch and just lost it. However, if he turns out to be the mother of them all, based on wardrobe, we’ll have to keep an eye on Rafi.
Dallas, I’m offended. You forgot Sani Abacha the greatest of all West African dictators. This is a man and I quote;
”In a brutal country, Sani Abacha led by example. He ordered the hanging of human-rights activist and poet Ken Saro-Wiwa, which was videotaped for Sani’s viewing pleasure. Reportedly, it took three attempts to hang Saro-Wiwa.”
For that alone he should at least make honourable mention. To bad he died at the hands of Indian prostitutes but that small point should’nt take away from his overall gullyness.
Off topic but still;
http://www.solepedia.com/
Wikipedia for sneakers.
where does ‘dubya’ rank?
^Nigeria, that info is dope inside of a Sneaker Fiends thread where someone who needs that resource might be looking for it.
**Locking Doors and shutting windows** Rafi looks like he is about to go off after that drink!
LOL. It’s about time someone noticed my badness!
Wait till you hear the new plan for Home Depot / Rebath.
I … will … not … lose. Ever.
Can we get Andre “Dr. Dre” Young on the Knee-Grow league of this list? I mean being singlehandedly responsible for 100M records sold of pure commercialized niggerdom (and 30M of white dysfuntion which is just a Yacub’s grafting of niggerdom) with out one lick of chastisement from anyone?
40….sheesh…you are vicious! double edged sword for Dre, stay with world class wrecking crew and be broke AND wearing the glitter suits and make up…or sell your soul to the devil and be rich? you make the call…the average ni**a that i grew up with in cali’s answer would be…call me what you like, just don’t call me broke, okay!”
Clearly, Rafi is the most fierce of all these guys.
Rafi = Bireli Lagrene? (sick Jazz guitar player…)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg3eo8x_9rw&mode=related&search=
on Roosevelt: although he was in office during the early phases of the Manhattan Project, he was gone several months before the first ever nuclear detonation (Trinity).
It was Truman that authorized the first civilian targetted nukes.
random ass trivia: American chess grandmaster Bobby Fischer is the son of one of the original Manhattan Project scientists. That family does not fuck around.
^Quantelo, don’t you think the deal had already been brokered to have the Japs fried, died and laid to the side long before the actual bombs were dropped?
What do you think the ‘New Deal’ is all about? You gotta stop reading books for history and get with the DP dot com random historical fact association school of thought. It’s not actually an accredited school since the founder has no diploma, but again, who needs more worthless paper?!?
I got my money on Darth Vador murking all these bitches.
I did not know that Rafi was a hardcore role player. I will never feel bad about posting overly “white” content on Ohword ever again.
Ha, Dallas is making it look worse than it is.
1) I never did computer rpg’s
2) I never did D&D
3) what are you, a racist? we had all ethnicities rolling dice!
4) shut up, all of you! those days were the shit.
Kim Jung Ill seems somewhat gully
I think you should add Truman too & make ’em a tag team. ‘Cause really that’s what they were. FDR tagged out. Truman in. *FINISH HIM* 5 x Combo – Bomb Nagoya & Osaka. Bomb Tokyo 2x. Fire bomb Yokohama. Nuke 2 more cities. (Almost) Flawless Victory!
Yokohama’s Grand Exposition coming up in September. I would think they’d feel some kinda way about celebrating the 150th anniversary of the US forcing their legs open. Meh.