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My homie ALEX2.0 asked what was up with the Jankees going out like trout in the baseball playoffs. Like your mans-n-them NAS said, “It Ain’t Hard To Tell“. All the recent success that club has had revolved around a thoroughbred pitching staff. Steroids didn’t hurt CLEMENS run in NYC either. The Yankees got their skirt lifted up by a hardbody Detroit team. How dismal has shit become in Yankeeville? DEREK JETER is back to finger banging sweet young white meat in the off-season instead of his man GAY ROD.

I don’t like them dudes like that either, but even I was embarrassed for the Puerto Rican princess ALEX RODRIGUEZ. He was struck out on a called third strike with the bases loaded!?! Not one of those monumental at-bats where several balls are fouled off consecutively and then the pitcher pulls out a mean backdoor slider that you swing over because the count is full and your’e looking out for the high, hard cheese. This nigga got caught with the bat on his shoulder watching a lazy curveball.

So now during VH-1’s Hip-Hop Honors week the dream of another Subway Series in the home of Hip-Hop has been derailed because of mismanagement on the player personnel level. The Yankees payroll is too ridiculous to not have any real pitchers on their staff, but what else would you expect when feminine hygiene products cost what they do?

R.I.P. BUCK
Over the weekend we lost a friend to the website. JOHN JORDAN ‘BUCK’ O’NEILL has finally retired to that great big ballpark in the sky. BUCK O’NEILL lived a life that was equal parts satisfying and unpretentious. I truly appreciate all the players from the Negro League era for being the foundations that REGGIE JACKSON, BOB GIBSON, LOU WHITAKER, MOOKIE WILSON, et al, could stand on. I imagine now that BUCK is deceased there will be some slick obit delivered from one of the baseball writers that denied him his final glorious at-bat in the MLB Hall of Fame. White supremacy denied some of baseball’s best players the chance to give their gift to the world. White supremacy stills puts it’s boot on their throat even when they are over 90 years old.

We see you out there BUCK, and we know that you and JOSH and SATCHEL and MOSES are still playing day/night doubleheaders.

Peace.

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