So now it’s time to kick off some of my Hip-Hop Honors week posts and this neggar, Korean president, KIM JONG IL is stealing all of my headline shine. I am pissed that the mainstream media is all stunned by this dudes 7:30 behavior.
The niggas last name is ILL!!!
That says it all in my mind. Of course this dude is gonna try to pop off with the pop off, he was born to do it. If your parent names you SHISHABONAYASIA, of course you are gonna be a skrippa and have several babies out of wedlock. When you meet some girl with that name you never assume she can read, because you know she can’t. Books were prah’lee banned in her house. By the same measure, if a man is named BUCK WHYLINS then you should equally assume that he is going to have difficulty with the whole sobreity thing. Now as far as KIM JONG IL fucking up VH-1’s Hip-Hop Honors week with all of his nuclear proliferation he was probably watching some of the previews leading up to the awards show when he heard that Hip-Hop music was the bomb. He must have gotten pissed off and said, “NO! I have the bomb, fuck a Miss Info!”
In the meanwhile, I have decided to boycott one of my favorite little dumpling shops, MANDOO Bar, until this dude stops acting out of pocket. Trust me this is hurting me too because MANDOO is hell’a inexpensive and them Korean niggas have this sick shrimp pancake jumpoff, plus their homemade kim chee is wild good.
KIM JONG, if you want me to stop boycotting Korean food I think you should add an ‘M’ and a ‘K’ to your last name. Take it from BeYONCE and her moms, milk does a body good.
LMAO, this is a good post Dallas.
Kim ain’t playin’. Like you said, he’s “IL”. Dude don’t care about sanctions or nothin’. He’s like “What!” They told dude not to test the bomb last time and he still did it! That’s gangsta.. “IL” got me kinda scared. I’m gonna boycott the Korean shop that sells all the Hair, Fubu and Rocawear too. That’ll show IL….
He’s just tryin to show the world that he’s gonna do things his way, on his own terms. He’s not stupid, ultimately he wants his country to become less isolated, he just has a counterintuitive way of reaching that goal.
kim chee. That’s some nasty stanky stuff. I just got back from a one year tour over there.
“We hope the situation will be resolved before an unfortunate incident of us firing a nuclear missile comes,” Yonhap quoted an unidentified North Korean official as saying.
—dude is gangsta
This nigga said Buck Whylins.
Wow.
No one else should blog for the rest of the day.
Still as funny as evah. Sheet, just had some kim chee on Sunday, but never too late to bandwagon a boycott.
“Buck Whylins. PHD” is the new official Online Messenger screename. I’m stealin that gum at a corner store. Simply too funny dunny.
should read “I’m stealin that LIKE gum at a corner store”
I shouldn’t post off a couple of cold ones.