If 2006 was the year that the pimp came up in mainstream America, then 2007 will be the year that ho’s finally get their due. I mean c’mon, act like you can read the handwriting on the wall.
SUPERHEAD has herself impregnated with the illseed of BOBBY BROWN?!
KIM OSORIO is awarded millions of dollars for sleeping with tons of rap music artists?!?!
NAS’ baby mother writes a tell all confessional about her intimate relationships with NAS, JAY-Z and ALLEN IVERSON?!?!?!
Ho’s are caking up and rightfully so. It’s been time to show these young girls what the pussy is worth. Most of these young chicks are out here giving up the drawls for no money down. What they needed was the inspiration and the information on how to make whoring a viable lifestyle option. You need to say thank you to cRap music.
cRap music is where even semi-professional whores turn to for inspiration. Take PARIS HILTON for instance. She had already established herself as a whore throughout Hollywood, but she was lacking that essential ‘street credibility’ that is so important with the youth today. What does she do? She asks cRap music artists 3-6 Mafia to give her ass a ‘Nashville necktie anal mugging’ and she gets a set of grills.
NAS’ baby mama certainly has to credit cRap music for her celebrity status. Everybody wants to see the woman who was the side order of JAY-Z and ALLEN IVERSON while she simultaneously slept with NAS. Unlike KARINNE ‘Superhead’ STEFFANS who claimed to have parental issues from the gate, NAS baby mama admits to being a whore with no regrets. Her whoring allowed for her to enjoy a lifestyle that most women dream of. Filled with lavish spending sprees, drugs, alcohol and oh yeah, sex, NAS baby mama is creating the blueprint for her daughter and so many other young ladies to follow.
This new paradigm of whore-osity should go a long way to legitimizing the dreams of women who are tired of working at day jobs and still having to hold their man’s nutsachs at night. Ladies, let those lips go to the highest bidder. Ho’s gotta eat too.