Where do we begin? For one, I am happy that rap dudes are getting married, even if the marriages are shams to hide their alleged homosexual trysts. In earlier photos JA RULE’s wife smiled; lately she has taken to ice-grilling the camera.
Some of these unions are perfectly normal. Well, normal for the rap world. SNOOP and ICE T both married former ‘dancers’. ICE T and his wife are wild business. Can you imagine the two of them with children?
Chicken McNugget headed cornball T.I. married bighead high yellow girl from cornball R&B group, DESTINY’s ORPHANS. DMX and his wife don’t just act like BOBBY and WHITNEY, they even look like BOBBY and WHITNEY.
Why does LL COOL JAY and his wife dress like they are going to a funeral every time they go to a movie premiere? And more importantly, why does Mrs. SMITH always wear THE SAME JACKET! Check the photos if you think I’m lying.
And how lucky is DAMON DASH that he landed his lady before his ouster from the crap music business?
ICE CUBE and his wife get my “BEING WILL SMITH” award for their normalcy.
NAS and KELIS are two wacky lovable kids just trying to find love. If you added up the album sales between the two of them you would almost have a platinum record. Almost. As a matter of fact, ARISTA gave KELIS these gold teeth as a gift for the sales of her ‘MILKSHAKE’ single.
Ain’t love grand?!?