The DP Dot Com Football Pool (Wk 13)

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Are you ready for some football?!? Who wants to take some side action on how my Cowboys get some getback this weekend? I didn’t think so. When it comes down to it y’all are scared of me taking over this pool shiite. You see where I’m at right now. I’m just lamping, waiting for a breakdown from AMADEO and CANDICE. You know its coming too.

Has everybody figured out the Bonus Points Heavy Rollers section yet? Itsoweezee. There are four(4) choices. You get to put the special sauce on two(2) out of the four(4). If you choose correctly you can make up for having a lackluster week. Here’s a quick scoring recap for those of you without a back button on your browsers…

  • if your total exceeds 50pts you may only wager (1) pts per ‘H.R.’ pick
  • if your total exceeds 40pts but is less than 50pts you may only wager (2) pts per ‘H.R.’ pick
  • if your total exceeds 30pts but is less than 40pts you may only wager (3) pts per ‘H.R.’ pick
  • if your total exceeds 20pts but is less than 30pts you may only wager (4) pts per ‘H.R.’ pick
  • if you are ESBEE you may wager (5) pts per ‘Heavy Roller’ question
  • My dream is to have us all tied up at Week 16 and then we have a wild scrum for points in the final week. It could happen. In the meantime, while we wait for an actual sponsor to pay for the gift packages I thought I would give a shout to the website’s virtual sponsor from way back – “Go From Ashy To Classy With CHAMPALE.”

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    Here goes the Week 13 lineup. Brace yo’self fool…

    ARIZONA CARDINALS @ ST. LOUIS RAMS

    ATLANTA FALCONS @ WASHINGTON REDSKINS

    KANSAS CITY CHIEFS @ CLEVELAND BROWNS

    NEW YORK JETS @ GREEN BAY PACKERS

    HOUSTON TEXANS @ OAKLAND RAIDERS

    MIAMI DOLPHINS @ JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS

    DALLAS COWBOYS @ NEW YORK GIANTS

    BONUS POINTS * HEAVY ROLLER * BONUS POINTS

    Who has more rushing yards this weekend?
    MICHAEL VICK or SHAUN ALEXANDER

    Who throws the most touchdown passes this weekend?
    DREW BREES or PHILIP RIVERS?

    Which team scores more points this weekend?
    TENNESSEE or TAMPA BAY

    Total combined score for MINNESOTA VIKINGS @ CHICAGO BEARS
    OVER or UNDER 34 pts

    What’s the matter suckas? You scared?

    20 Responses to “The DP Dot Com Football Pool (Wk 13)”

    1. LM says:

      RAMS

      REDSKINS

      CHIEFS

      PACKERS

      RAIDERS

      JAGUARS

      COWBOYS

      ALEXANDER

      BREES and I’ll put 1 on that

      TENNESSEE and I’ll put 1 on that

      ViKINGS-BEARS under 34

    2. Alex2.0 says:

      “What’s the matter suckas? You scared?”

      ^you usually have your picks made when you post. what…are you scared? or are you waiting to cheat off candice?

    3. EL A IN THE d says:

      ST. LOUIS RAMS

      WASHINGTON REDSKINS

      KANSAS CITY CHIEFS

      GREEN BAY PACKERS

      OAKLAND RAIDERS

      MIAMI DOLPHINS

      DALLAS COWBOYS
      Who has more rushing yards this weekend?
      SHAUN ALEXANDER

      Who throws the most touchdown passes this weekend?
      DREW BREES

      Which team scores more points this weekend?
      TENNESSEE

      Total combined score for MINNESOTA VIKINGS @ CHICAGO BEARS UNDER 34 pts DILLLLLLLLLLLLLLA

    4. Hong Kong 40 - #1 Super Guy! says:

      RAMS
      FALCONS
      CHIEFS
      JETS (Playoffs?!?!!)
      RAIDERS
      ‘FINS
      COWBOYS

      ALEXANDER
      BREES (+1)
      TENNESSEE
      THE OVER!!!!

      I love how you’re repping for the O-Line in the picture this week. Thats Marco Rivera – Elmont (NY) High played against him in HS.

    5. Tiffany says:

      Rams
      ‘Skins
      Chiefs
      Meat Packers
      Raiders
      ‘Phins
      Cowboys

      Bonus:
      Alexander
      Brees
      Tampa
      OVA’

    6. S Dot says:

      Rams
      Falcons
      Chiefs
      Jets
      Raiders
      Jags
      Cowboys

      BONUS
      Alexander +2
      Tennesse +2
      Bears vs. Vikings over 34
      Phillip Rivers over Drew Brees

    7. prynsex says:

      Rams
      Falcons
      Chiefs
      Jets
      Raiders
      Dolphins
      Cowboys

      HEAVY ROLLERS
      Vick (2)
      Brees
      Ten-Sissy’s
      Under

    8. SasquatchFartalleone says:

      Rams
      Redskins
      Chiefs
      Packers
      Raiders
      Dolphins
      Cowboys

      Alexander
      Brees(2)
      Titans(2)
      Over

    9. esbee says:

      I’ll wager that 5 points…

      STL Rams

      Hotlanta!

      Kansas City

      Jets

      Texans

      Jags

      Dallas

      BONUS

      Vick will rush more than Shaun

      Most TD passes?
      Breezey-baby

      More points
      Ten-a-cee

      Total combined score for MINNESOTA VIKINGS @ CHICAGO BEARS
      Under 34 points

    10. the_dallas says:

      ^ESBEE!

      Listening to cRap music has made you a spaz.
      http://dallaspenn.com/weblog/?p=943

      Please look at some of the previous poolers line sheets to see how you let me know which picks you want to assign the Heavy Roller status to. On second thought ESBEE don’t even fuck with it since it requires you to read the instructions.

      That Gayme album is fire though right?

    11. mrkamoji says:

      ST. LOUIS RAMS
      WASHINGTON REDSKINS
      KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
      OAKLAND RAIDERS
      NEW YORK JETS
      MIAMI DOLPHINS
      DALLAS COWBOYS
      ::::::::::::::::::::
      SHAUN ALEXANDER
      DREW BREES
      TENNESSEE
      UNDER 34 pts

    12. Alex2.0 says:

      dp, i think you’re gonna wait until the last minute and pick the giants over the cowboys. or at least that happened in dream last night. damn….i’m dreaming about other bloggers. i need to get out more.

    13. the_dallas says:

      ^word, especially if you think I will go against the ‘Boys(no Romo).

      The DP Dot Com Football Pool is like Vegas now. House puts they money down last. After my picks go in I will close the comments

    14. Amadeo says:

      Rams
      Falcons
      Chiefs
      Jets
      Texans
      Dolphins
      Cowboys
      ******************
      Tiki and Ronde Look-alike
      Summer Breeze
      Tennesse
      Under

    15. Alex2.0 says:

      i cant see my post

    16. Alex2.0 says:

      dp, i cant seem to post my picks

    17. Alex2.0 says:

      st.louis
      atlanta
      cleveland
      greenbay
      oakland
      jaguars
      dallas

      alexander
      brees
      tenn
      under

    18. the_dallas says:

      I was waiting for everybody to put their weight on it, but some of y’all went on extra lunch break.

      Cards
      Falcs
      Chiefs
      Jets
      Texans
      Fins
      ‘Boys

      Vick
      Rivers (+1)
      Tampa Bay (+1)
      O

    19. the_dallas says:

      I got an e-mail from Jesse and from Candice re: late submission of picks. Jesse was within the first 15 mins of kickoff so I will allow his picks to ride out, but I have to clip my girl Candice. She is putting in some training hours at her job and she hasn’t had the time to eff with us. I could allow one week of late picks for some of you, but shit is too real in the field right now for the shenanigans to slide. Sorry Candice my sweet, but there is gonna be a new leader this week.

      Jesse’s picks are…

      Rams
      Falcons
      Browns
      Jets
      Texans
      Jags
      Cowboys

      Vick (3)
      Brees
      Tenn.
      Under (3)

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