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Did anyone catch this news byte about the 59year old New Jersey woman having twins? I am bugging out because it’s not like she was doing this to help out her fallow daughter-in-law, but she did this on the strength that she wanted more kids. That got me thinking to how many grandmothers out there are giving up that sweet-aged Power U. Think about a fine wine that sits in an oak cask for decades and then gets brought out for some fancy reception. The bouquet, the taste, are both refined and exquisite.

There are some women that are like a fine Bordeaux. Their Power U has been sitting inside their drawls for decades and whenever it gets let out to breathe it’s like a rose garden or something. That is why you can’t sleep on some of these grown azz women. They have been meditating on the force of their stinky love bush and they know how to use it like a Jedi master or some shit. When we leave this place none of us are sure where we’ll be going, but one thing is for sure, and that’s we all know from where we came. Here’s a quick list of the places that I’d like to visit.

BTW, this post has been stamped with approval by ZILLA.

M.I.L.F. (from 30yrs old to 49yrs old)

	ANGELA BASSETT Even though IKE TURNER put a hardbody whupping on her azz and then TAYE DIGGS scraped it too, I still consider homegirl to be the ‘Chocolate Truth’.

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	UMA THURMAN I was hot for her after I saw this flick called Gattaca. Sweet snowflake poon.

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	VANESSA WILLIAMS Miss America nigga! And don’t you ever forget it.

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G.I.L.F. (from 50yrs old to 69yrs old)

	PATTI LaBELLE You already know how I feel ’bout Mz.PATTI.

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	KIM BASINGER PRINCE and ALEC BALDWIN both put in 9 1/2 weeks on this sweet piece of white meat. The truth is that sloppy seconds is all I wanted in the first place.

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	DEBBIE ALLEN Fame nigga! I wanna live forever!

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	PHYLICIA ALLEN-RASHAD Awwwww ish, a sister two fer one. My dream would be to tell Theo that me and his momma are jammin’ it on the one.

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G.G.I.L.F. (from 70yrs old to eternity)

	SOPHIA LOREN MICHAEL might be crazy, but he ain’t stupid. I would still let my face be her toilet seat. She hasn’t cracked after seven decades so you know what that really means.

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***MOST HONORABLE MENTION***

	LENA HORNE Mz.LENA has done it all in her illustrious career. Trust me that you don’t even want to know how Animal got his nickname?!?

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