GAZA 2006 = Worst Year Evar!

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O.K. Another disclaimer. Maybe this wasn’t the Palestinians worst year evar. There was that year that the United States and England appropriated their land to create Israel, as opposed to placing it in Germany, or Poland, or Russia, since that’s where all the settlers are from anyhoo. And to tell you the truth it wasn’t such a bad year if you died, because hey, your dead now. That whole Palestinian family that was out on the beach and got shelled to death has a silver lining in that bloody cloud of smoke. No one has to pay burial fees. Good show Tel Aviv.

Let’s face facts though, at some point the Palestinians will run out of children to kill. This will happen long before Israel runs out of bombs and bullets. And with the Supreme Court of Israel giving the nod to assassinations along with collateral damage the killings have just begun. So what should the good people of Gaza do in order to possibly see December of 2007?

  • Change name to Egyptians
  • Move to Greenland
  • Move to Antartica
  • Move to raft colony inside Mediterrenean Sea
  • Change religions(preferably to Judaism)
  • See, it’s not like the Palestinians don’t have options.

    5 Responses to “GAZA 2006 = Worst Year Evar!”

    1. Nigeria says:

      I heard on the news that the ruling, elected government, Hamas party and the rival Fatah party have agreed a temporary ceasefire. So there still is hope for the hopeless.

      http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/12/19/ap/world/mainD8M438L00.shtml

      Christmas brings the best out of people, even Muslims. (no hatred)

    2. thoreauly77 says:

      this shit is so fucking depressing.

    3. NoMamesBuey says:

      thx Dallas for reporting this, we ain’t gonna see this in the US MSM. A FEW American Jews have effed up the dialogue such that one cannot criticize ANY action of Israel or else:

      IF you = American non-Jew => you’re antisemite
      IF you = American Jew => you’re a “self-hating jew”

      That is disgusting perversion on free speech. A tangential messed up point is that all people in that region including Palestinians are technically “semitic people” also.

      Imagine an analagous domestic situation with the Sean Bell shooting. Anyone who criticized the murderous cops was a “self-hating whitey” or “racist against whites”. I better shut up before some bitchmade Faux News douche like mAnn Coulter or Bill O’Liely reads that statement & starts using it as a “talking point”

    4. Vik says:

      at least they got options……funny ish.

      unfortunately, that’s exactly what many people actually think. real talk.

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