Now that I’ve thrown up for eight consecutive days in honor of Kwaaaanzaaaa it’s time to get back to the internets. Big up to RAFI and COMBAT JACK for leaving me expletive laden messages of encouragement on my voicemail. Since the gang is all here I guess there’s nothing to it other than to do it.
Who should we bring the fire to first?
OPRAH? THE N.Y.P.D.? DEAD SADDAM? BRITNEY? WACK RAPPERS?
Rest assured that the usual suspects won’t be able to hide from us, nor will we forget to remind you of what’s truly important to us. Community. Respect. Humanity.
So let’s definetly not call this a comeback since I’ve been here for virtual years, but rest assured I am going to put the suckas in fear for the ’07.
Britney’s vagina?
Welcome back (Kotter – no Mase).
^LOL. Seen better cooters in a hood strip spot (worn out + C-scar. Get some cocoa butter!). Plus I can’t check out a six pack and chips with out seeing Britney, Angelina, Paris, or Lindsay. ENOUGH!
*pitches 2 pennies*
I’m interested on your take on Oprah NOT building a school but her having to DEFEND what she did with HER MONEY. At a time where the PUBLIC money spent in a month over in Iraq could signficantly address the massive gaps in American infrastructure, its all of a sudden Oprah’s fault that the American education system is lacking financial help?
I never hated Oprah, but was never a fan. However I’m starting to realize that we’re fortunate enough to live along side history with this woman. Yeah she hates rappers, and I could care less about the books she’s shillin’ to women across America, but I gotta give it up from the heart what this American “two striker” (black & female) has done for her self and millions of others…
Signed,
40 “Oprah’s Moving Up In My Celebrity BCS Ranking” Dawg
oprah is a damn genius, and she does do great things. rap, on the other hand, mostly is retarded and doesn’t do anything but not sell records.
nice to see you back homie
Oprah is this generations Madame C. J. Walker. Google her name and
learn something. Their rise to prosperity from poverty are similar. On
some real shit though, It’s totally obvious that aint nobody hittin that
Oprah
puss, so she’ll prahlee adopt a kid like the above mentioned Walker. Or
like Jolie or Madonna, you know White ladys and African babies are the
next big fashion craze. So you know with Oprah’s influence on white
america, if she was to adopt one, there would be a massive adoption
frenzy in Africa.
Is Dead Saddam next?