To understand the situation behind JASON KIDD and his baby momma JOUMANA you have to let me rewind back to the 1995 NBA season. Back then the Dallas Mavericks were a promising young squad. ROY TARPLEY had made a brief return from the rehab clinic. GEORGE McCLOUD was throwing up three pointers like he was the resurrection of MARK AGUIRRE, but the nucleus and the excitement for this team came from the ‘3-J’s. Point guard JASON KIDD, shooting guard/swingman JIM JACKSON and small forward JAMAL MASHBURN. Like all the classic Western Conference clubs these boys could fill up the rim. And it wasn’t just the basketball rim that these three dudes enjoyed putting their balls into. There was a hot young rhythm and blues chanteuse that was also the affection of their eyes. All of their eyes.
Back then, TONI BRAXTON was reigning queen of artists working on the Atlanta based Arista imprint, LaFace Records. As famous as TONI was for selling records she was equally notorious in the NBA late night circle. TONI liked to double up too. SCOTTIE PIPPEN and MICHAEL JORDAN made her breathe again. ALONZO MOURNING and LARRY JOHNSON both used their inside game on TONI. She was so gully that she let MUGGSY blaze as well. ‘ZO and Grandmama seemed to catch feelings that they were sharing her put, but nothing was as bad as the off the court rift that developed when JAMAL MASHBURN, JASON KIDD and JIM JACKSON started hitting that freeway threeway. It wasn’t enough for JIM JACKSON to be the Mavericks high scorer on the court. He wanted all the glitter off the court as well. He started catching feelings when he learned that TONI BRAXTON had other business in Dallas. What he didn’t realize is that TONI was just gully like that.
Ask her sisters TRACI, TRINA, TOWANDA, and TAMAR who she left in the dust at LaFace. Those broads are running around shoplifting costume jewelry now. Just because some Black chick is liteskin don’t think she can’t be a ghetto desperado with no scruples. Especially when your parents give you all halfrican names. When she came to New York to work on Broadway she was paid a visit from JASON KIDD who apparently still had a place in his heart for that gully poon despite the fact that he was knee deep in a hellish marriage to some former stripper er, model. When JOUMANA KIDD sent her waterhead son to rifle through his dad’s pockets do you know whose phone number came up? All I can say for you women that have husbands playing in the NBA right now is protect your neck come All-Star weekend. The game will be played in Las Vegas where TONI has been headlining at the Flamingo Hotel and Casino.
She had access to all of that NBA action, not to mention she had Curtis “my Favorite” Martin on lockdown for two years and she ended up married to Mint Condition’s keyboard player? Damn. Downgrade.
I thought she was more into WNBA players than NBA players? or does it even matter?
i got five on joumana……even though toni’s bumpy chested ass got 15 sisters backing her up. i ain’t mad at toni though. do your thizzle. $100 bet she didn’t think her train was gonna derail that fast or she’da settled with one of her many ‘suitors’. 😀
HA! @ candice. that’s one helluva downgrade. maybe they ‘colloborate’ on something more than dumb baby names. wtf is a denim and diezel?
@ Candice
What’s wrong with Keyboard Players? Downgrade Ouch!
Shout out to J Kidd for getting a restraining order and being man enough to call the Po Po for domestic abuse. Maybe if more females had to go to central booking and take anger management classes for 12 weeks $50.00 a class they wouldn’t be so quick to call the police on some bullshite.
I don’t know if all dem dudes was getting it in but id still poke.
Libra Ladies = Hot Sex
I have got a short attention span, I kept forgetting what this post was all about. It took 30 minutes to read that.
^that’s because you spent 29 minutes trying to peep you some areola
“Halfrican Names” – Jesus Lawd have mercy.
I can’t stop laughing at that one.
In regards to Toni B. she’s a PG County girl, anyone familiar with the greater DC Metro area knows what that means….
PG County ain’t nuttin to be proud of….
act like ya know…
That’s some serious story if its true. Either way, if your peoples (your freaking teammate) is greasing up a girl . . . you’re a professional athlete, so there’s ladies galore ready and willing . . . I really don’t understand why would you want to slide up in the same poon? Are they considering the possible consequences? (Don’t smash a girl Michael Vick been in)
– is she one item short of a prostitute’s outfit?
. . . halfrican names . . . (I might borrow that one day)
Other note, I’m happy that Jason’s lawyer was smart enough to strike first! In the end, he might not win in court . . . but at least he will have some kind of leverage. Men need to become more proactive before they consider blowing up their midtown-eastside homes. Too bad in biased courts of law, Jason Kidd, Michael Jordan and Paul McCartney — no matter the situation, they will have to see a portion of their hard-earned wealth depleted by an unfair system. (Yeah, I sound bitter.)
^Eloheem….I still got love for the keyboard players…..but going shopping with a baller could be fun too.
on a side note…Jason’s Kidd’s son has **God forgive me*** an unnaturally large head.
^let’s all pray J Kidd’s son grows into his domepiece
mmmph titties.
I remember that shit yo. Toney split up a promising franshise. Cuz J. Kidd and Jim Jackson made it clear that they wouldn’t play on the same team any longer and the mangment was forced make trades. Well we all know how that ended. But you know…… what can you say Toni got dat GOOD.
so she was with all those ballplayers…and STILL had to file bankruptcy? guess she was just giving it away.
giving.it.away! coochie got upkeep costs. (shakes head)
Until J Kidd was on MTV Cribs 2 years ago I really thought his son was retarded, deformed or something. Since the kid(d) is healthy his head is fair game. That little dude look like UniBlab from the Jetsons “I love Rosie BING!” Remember Bonk.
How quickly folk forget that Kidd was pimp-slapping his wife around….
40,
Was thinking she’s from Severn, part of the beat I used to cover… Anne Arundel County. Not far from PG, I s’pose.
LM – I thought she was from Bowie? (Pronounced BOO-WEE) I stand corrected if she’s not!
omg she can get it * gasp* ….shiiiiiiitttt i see why they was sharin that fish plate , yikes ( see what u did dallas u got me soundin like a Little Richie reject )
Damn I knew about the 3J shindig back in the day, but I didnt know Toni was getting around town like that. Was the poon that exclusive? Because those speckled tatas aint the bidness.
*plots to hit Toni up on all-star weekend*
^^^^^He slapped her like 7-8 years ago and been apologizing and smiling and blowing kisses and shucking and jiving to improve his public image ever since. She probably deserved it. When you eliminate the possibility of a pimp slap an unruly female will act the fool. ***Disclaimer*** I in no way endorse hitting a woman or violence as an absoulute solution in general BUT I understand (c)Chris Rock.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm…PG county girls…They all thought we were gangsta! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA!
What’s really affecting the tide? The Moon or Jason Kidd’s son’s globulous head?
I keep going back to the post to check out the titties. I just need to download them at home.
Dallas, people can get fired, can you throw up a NSFW warning. Even though technically I’m really not supposed to be surfing.
Daaaaaamn, that’s some scandalous gumbo right there!!
ew, what a door knob she is…I had no idea.
I’m pretty sure I’d still pummel her inner loins…
Lol @ Eloheem..you coppin’ pleas kid, coppin’ pleas..hhahaha
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