BLU CHEEZ was tooling around the web looking for some pics of various celebs to put into the photo albums section of this site when he brought something interesting to my attention. BeYONCE KNOWLES is photographed with her ass to the camera. A lot. I don’t think there is any singer slash actress that is photographed in that position as much as BeYONCE is. Certainly not JESSICA SIMPSON who is somewhat comparable to BeYONCE in resume only. Even when she was trying to pick that crappy ‘Dukes of hazzard’ movie out of the toilet she wasn’t giving backshots away.
The only reason I’m complaining about being forced to stare at BeYONCE’s azz so much is because she has a dynamite rack also. Can I get some cleave shots once in a while? Is that too much to ask? Every red carpet event has BeYONCE turning around and poking out her seat, but I can never find any pics of her facing the camera and grabbing her ankles. I’m sure theres a race card for me to pull out in this mess but I will let y’all draw your own inferences.
I read this article the other day where BeYONCE says that she has to perform as a character named SASHA in order to seperate her true self from her agressively sexy performances. So in effect she plays a character that she’s not comfortable with because she knows the character is baseless and poorly developed. How many other people have careers where they have to seperate themselves from their job because the thought of the work they do makes them cringe? Other than say, hookers.
Maybe Beyonce walks too fast for the cameramen…thus only getting shot from the back….hmmmm….
I am going to hope that she is just showing the backs of those dresses.
“…because she knows the character is baseless and poorly developed…”
please, lol, you’re reaching…she’s playing a character like sasha because she knows it allows her (and entertainers/sKrippers/actors like her) to step outside of who they are under normal circumstances and be however daring, down, or dirty their performance might call for, especially considering the major dollars that can potentially be earned in the process…that’s the basis for the role/character she’s playing, one that’s been distinctly, instead of poorly, developed for ages untold when one looks at female singers/performancers…as usual, when in doubt about something, check history…
…that’s all beside the point tho’ DP ‘cuz your blog is like that crack…smart, witty (funny as shit), cleverly written and conceived, besides being just the right price (bless net neutrality…), one can’t help but continue to come back for hit after hit….no one is safe…
Still laughing at the ‘race card’ reference.
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^Drew,
check cashing spots sounds like what’s up but I just started peeping the TAN blog at Gawker and he has lightly touched on some of these issues already.
my production team is too futuristic to deal with issues that the ‘net is familiar with. you gotta peep one of those lesser blogs for the usual ish.
come here for the future of the internets.
Saves Pics to hard drive……..
Surely you know that the look behind the shoulder pose is popular because it gives a pretty, flattering side view of the face, and it displays the often intricately designed back of the gown.
It’s just niggas who focus on the ass.
And speaking of ass, with all due respect, how about you try not to pull blog entries out of yours.
^I,
speaking of ass… with all due respect, you are obviously an asshole.
look at the Academy Awards red carpet photos and tell me who is broadcasting the BACK of their gowns.
I deal with the world on a higher (and lower) level, I like to let people get in where they fit in. with Black History Month coming up and Women’s history Month following I challenge you to learn the story of the Hottentot Venus.
I understand that BeYonce and people like her will sacrifice their humanity for celebrity. She is accessible to young women in an overt manner and through supposedly benign networks. It wasn’t such a big deal when it was only Black folks that thought that celebrity was their only hope for social equality, but look how the worm turns…
You would think they hated tofu……{c} 3000
although miss beyZ is looking like a stir fried chia pet in that third picture, i am not mad at her. i had (3 children ago) a shape not unlike miss beyZ and wish i had taken more photos, cause when that booty starts ta draggin’….. well, she can just hang it up…see photos of her mother for references…as for the pole…honestly, i have to say it..i aint mad at them either…i will go down saying it…we are capatalists…there is a certain segment of the population that is ghey, correct? okay, they are mostly behind the scenes in entertainment…whether they created the industry or were drawn to it, is like asking, which came first the chicken or the egg. “Pu**y is gonna sell when cotton and corn won’t “(*Filmore Slim) why not have a stripper school? get the old hoes from the 70’s and 80’s and put them to work! they can have classes like: G-strings-neon vs glitter, Bootyclap 101, Get Money: work them tricks, etc…sheeeeeeeeeeeit. They are selling stripper dvd’s on amazon.com and mostly every major city prolly has classed you can go to to find out how to give your man the ultimate blow job. The game is to be sold and not told. Now watch somebody read this and open up a stripper school WITH government backing! just remember, you heard it here first and i want my cut!
I have a friend who once told me that he didn’t find Beyonce attractive because she had “thunder thighs.” (he was very very white obviously) Needless to say, I no longer listen to a goddamn word he ever says about women. As a white boy who does focus on the ass (no Weezy F. Baby), I commend this post. It’s a damn shame, B’s so classy and Christian. Red-carpet shots are the best we’ll prolly ever get to see of her.
A simple Google search of “Academy Award red carpet photos” shows many other women displaying, not broadcasting, the backs of their gowns. Also, when celebs get interviewed by entertainment programs like ET, Access Hollywood, and E! they are posed the question “who are you wearing?” and they are also asked to turn around so that the back of the gown can be shown. Award shows and apperances that celebs make are about fashion.
You know you’re reaching when you say that she’s playing a character that she’s uncomfortable with, and that it makes her cringe. B has said in a number of interviews that she loves what she does, and the she is blessed to have the opportunity to do what she loves, because many other people don’t.
You’re taking the comment she made about Sasha out of context and putting a negative spin on it. You’re all in left field, but that’s okay, because you want comments.
You assume that I don’t know the story of Ms. Baartman?
I know that you want to appear witty and intellectual, all I’m asking is that you give it a rest sometimes. It gets annoying.
Compare shots of Beyonce to shots of Serena (on court). I never saw so many shots of a tennis players ass until she came along.
To be fair though she ain’t the only one giving away backshots. Her backshots are just so much better..HA! And you know the new ‘fascination’ with big butts too as far as celebs go is an interesting phenom in of itself. I don’t know whether it’s just fascination or objectification. Sometimes the lines b/w both get pretty blurry.
Part of the fascination may stem from there. I do know for a fact that the admiration for the backside got even stronger with J-Lo and later Bey on the scene…I sometimes get the feeling she’s trying to be two diff ppl but she’s an actress so you never know what persona she’s playing up.
It is 2007, and though Beyonce has starred in a handful of motion pictures, and has most likely been iniatiated in the forms of standard posing, the idea that magazines run pictures of Beyonce with her back turned to display her gown or profile is naive if not ludicrous. Beyond that it is not coincidental that this “flattering” displays the back of a woman’s form, and you haven’t seen a dress flatter a woman, until you have seen a dress flatter a black woman.
Men act and pose but I don’t seems to find any of them flattering their designer clothing.
Beyoncé – She’s Irreplaceable
I just found a neat Beyonce site with all her story detailed. Lots of interesting and unrevealed things in there.
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stand side ways push the back in and butt out, pose with one thigh left or right and that is the trick to get a butt booster cuz celeb do hire pro poser for them to look good that is how she does it. they are the same poses that does the trick again so that it can look big when it really is not big, just an average old butt that has alot of hype.