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Even though my big homey DONTRELLE ‘D-TRAIN’ WILLIS just came off with a new one year deal with the Florida Marlins I expect them to trade dude when their season goes to the shitter. If the big homey comes to the Mets we could be in charge of the National League for a long time coming.

D-TRAIN is a 240lb. six foot four inch left handed heatmaker. Dude is a young beast up on the hill. He began his rookie season with a streak of eight straight wins and finished the season with a 14-6 record and Rookie of the Year honors while helping the Marlins win the World Series. The following year DONTRELLE rang up 22 wins and lead the majors in that category. The Marlins sucked as a team in 2006 because they traded everyone except for DONTRELLE. The Marlins recognize that dude brings people out to the stadium. DONTRELLE is also one of the best hitting pitchers in the game and he regularly posts a batting average better than some catchers and shortstops.

Here are the exclusive DONTRELLE WILLIS Dunks in the Florida Marlins colorway. My Dunks game is so sick it’s like LIL’ WAYNE and PAMELA ANDERSON tongue kissing each other in a New Orleans swamp.

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