You Don’t Know My Name…

And she still don’t shave her chest.
Shouts to Alex2.0 from Stuck In A Quarter Life Crisis who is this site’s biggest ALICIA KEYS supporter. I guess she figured she’d get the jump on everybody over here by outing her favorite follicularly cursed chanteuse turned actress.
I bet you KEYS is one of those hairy back broads.

January 31st, 2007 at 10:45 pm
C’mon D stop putting my girl on blast man, damn. The closeup makes it look extra…..I’d still smash.
January 31st, 2007 at 10:57 pm
disgusting!!! she is def the new ciara, could be a guy…although i think she is just a closet lesbian and this is her way of letting all the lezzies know that she is one of them and ready for some muff munchin…i might wanna see that, regardless of chest hair, as long as the pooch is clean…
January 31st, 2007 at 11:02 pm
she need some nair, neet, nads…wtf!??
smh
that don’t make no dam sense!
January 31st, 2007 at 11:19 pm
Let me come to her defense as best as I can….the pic was obviously photoshopped!!!
February 1st, 2007 at 1:04 am
i’ll take an AK and Ciara sandwich anytime….just hold the sauce-eeegeee
February 1st, 2007 at 8:14 am
This is too funny. Poor little wilderbeast.
February 1st, 2007 at 8:53 am
d-d-d-d-d-d-damn!
this is NOT the first thing i wanted to see this morning.
February 1st, 2007 at 9:33 am
One word….Nair
February 1st, 2007 at 10:36 am
Forget the hairy chest….what’s up with the bangs trying to hide the fivehead?
February 1st, 2007 at 1:33 pm
LOOOOOOOL y’all are wrong mayne…just wrong..
February 1st, 2007 at 7:17 pm
DP, LEAVING NO HAIR BEHIND.
daaaaaaaaaaaaamn. hahaha.
February 2nd, 2007 at 1:03 pm
I know somebody scored big in the rap fanasty leauge. the picture of fat Joe and chris gotti in todays new your post pictured next to supreme scored sombody points!
February 2nd, 2007 at 2:07 pm
She also has kankles. Big ol’ ankles.
March 21st, 2007 at 1:39 pm
aww she’s a bush baby. It’s hard to have good hair and be hairless, it comes with the territory…so a friend told me