Women’s History Month kicked off last week and in my house it means one month of me falling asleep directly after sex, throwing my clothes on the floor instead of the hamper, never calling in to give my whereabouts, and of course, the coup de gras, leaving the toilet seat up. This is to remind my lady that no matter the strides that women may make in American society and across the globe this rap shit is still based in patriarchal supremacy. This means blowjobs forever without reciprocation or even a thank you acknowledgment. Didn’t the Godfather tell you bitches it was ‘A Man’s World’.
Seriously, don’t tell C.S. I used the ‘B’ word or my azz will eating microwave egg rolls for all of March. She’s not a rabid feminist or anything but she hates the ‘B’ word with a passion. I think one of her former mans used to wear her azz out with the word. I told her that I would only stop calling her a bitch if she allowed me to call her a cunt. She actually acquiesed. If you think about it and be really honest with yourself then you will have to admit that the word cunt might be the sexiest word in the english language. A cunt just sounds like something filled with fruit juices. Imagine peeling the skin from a cunt and drinking all the goodness inside. Mmmmmm. Do you see how enjoyable a cunt is? Women need to recognize…
Speaking of JAMES BROWN… How is it that ANNA NICOLE is laid to rest before the Godfather?!?
HILLARY CLINTON’s college thesis is debated as though it were the greatest piece of literature on sociology since JOHN LOCKE. I’m sure that attendng Wellesley helped HILLARY think outside of the box, but c’mon people… Can’t we all recognize a carpetbagger?
acquiesed =? acquiesced
I remember getting into it with some sisters about the plight of men (read: poor men of non-caucasian heritage) They got mad and told me that this whole country was made for me. My response: “I’m a black man the only thing that was made for me was jail, crack and bean bag guns.”
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Ron Artest just showed his piece of fish the meaning of Women’s History month…I suggest you all go home and do the same.
Does he look scared of girlfriend in the picture or what?