Being the Baddest Motherfucker Of All Time is like the highest award you can achieve. Evar! It’s like you melted your Nobel prize and your Grammy award and then poured the moten metal on top of an Oscar. Then the Queen of England knighted you. That is how big being on the DP Dot Com B.M.F.O.A.T. list is. Real talk. So you can’t blame people for trying to crack the list which will cement their legacy of badness.
You have to have the most depraved sense of humanity if you are going to be a B.M.F.O.A.T. and you need the tools around you to help you properly execute your plans of terror. A lot of people fall short of badness greatness. Yeah, they’re bad and the whole nine, but they aren’t great at being bad. They are still in the minor leagues of bad azz talent. They are the the second stringers on Team Badd Ass. The following list is dedicated to the bench warmers to the badness crown.
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MOJO JOJO What good is being a genetically engineered genius primate if you can’t keep your azz from being pwned by elementary schoolgirls? MOJO JOJO has a swankier lab than the Professor and he still can’t seem to get his shit straight. This also reminds me… How effin’ hot is Ms.BELLUM? |
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RASHEED WALLACE RASHEED has tons of technical fouls, but hardly any actual arrests. He’s certainly no ISAIAH RIDER and not even a DAMON STOUDEMIRE. This man plays in Detroit and has never even been arrested with a gun in his possession. Get your hardbody weight up RASHEED, or put a smile on your fucking face. |
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TEAM ROCKET I can’t front, when Pokemon first debuted I was addicted to that shit. It was compelling television because it taught children to be self-reliant and creative with their dispute resolution skills. Team Rocket was the contant foil to Pikachu and his owner. Would you have me arrested if I said that I always watched the show in the hopes that JESSIE from Team Rocket would have a nip slip? How much of a loser are you in real life if you dress up and play a team of losers? |
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COBRA COMMANDER Who was funding this schmuck? C.O.B.R.A. had all kinds of fancy equipment and secret lairs that would have cost millions or even billions in 1980’s money. This dude never won shit, but he managed to keep the lights on. There should have been a coup inside C.O.B.R.A. and his mask should have been removed. Destro would have been a more bad azz leader except for the fact he was ghey and in love with the Commader. |
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JAWS JAWS was JAMES BOND’s nemesis for a couple of movies before he ran off with some young chick wearing braces. Give him credit though for bringing his grills into mainstream culture. Just ask the folks fom ‘BLING: The Hip-Hop Jewelry Book‘. |
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KING ZARKON This is the dude that Voltron pwned for life. He’s ugly as hell, but his bad azz talent… Not so much. |
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MANUEL NORIEGA What a total beanbag this fuck up became. RONALD RAYGUN, GEORGE BUSH Sr. and OLIVER NORTH brought more cocaine into this country and sold more guns to Central America than anybody in the history of selling guns and trafficking cocaine and none of them spent a minute in jail. As a matter of fact, OLIVER NORTH is a televsion celebrity (on FOX, of course). NORIEGA tried to derail the flow of blow through Panama and look what he got for his trouble. Sucker! |
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RUSH LIMBAUGH And who can forget this pill popping crack addict?!? Because he has such a masterful control over the masses the conservative braintrust hasn’t revealed that he stays high on opium. Can you imagine what kind of smackhead you would have to be to advocate long prison sentences for habitual drug users when you are in the bathroom during every single audio break shoving tabs of OxyContin down your throat like Tic Tacs?!? If we found him dead in his home with some strippers pantyhose twisted around his neck it still wouldn’t mitigate the damage from this asshole’s carbon footprint. |
I am awed by your geekness. LOL
Co-Sign on Mojo Jojo, he a bitch. Anyone else see a resemblence to Fisty Scent??
Man, Rush is hardbody. He got away with that shit and didnt even skip a beat. No real backlash, nothing. Thats Raw.
Jaws looks like that guy from Happy Gilmore.
The Thing on the left of the lardass cat thing in the first Team Rocket picture looks like “shoot me now, please”.
1 hunned.
LMAO @ this list. Where do you come up with this brother?
Honestly I’m surprised how Rasheed has maintained himself for so long. I got to know dude (nullus) while I was a freshman at Temple and he was a Senior at Gratz. His BM lived on my floor and since he schools came down to Temple and UNC. So ‘Sheed became somewhat of a fixture around campus. Funny dude, genuine cat, and mildly off. You know in that kind of way where “I’m glad I’m cool with him because I’d hate to fight him” kinda way. Plus when he got to the league his penchant for techs was legendary. The pinnacle of this was the playoff T he got for just glaring at the ref as only ‘Sheed can. But for a kid from Philly to not terrorize Portland to bad, and not meet the fate of his doppleganger Big Proof (RIP) in The D, maybe ‘Sheed is better glued together than we think. Look at the “Rumble At The Palace” tape. He’s actually BREAKING UP the fight in the stand…
On some Sneaker Fiend shit the ‘Sheed AF1’s XXV editions are the best ones out of all of them. I know you’re a Dunk dude DP but these are freshness.
Yo, Cobra Commander started as a car salesmen…he must have had mad commisions to get Cobra off the ground. Destro did look hardcore with the steel mask.
Can you imagine what kind of smackhead you would have to be to advocate long prison sentences for habitual drug users when you are in the bathroom during every single audio break shoving tabs of OxyContin down your throat like Tic Tacs?!?
^^LMAO, yo I remember hearing that dude had about the same amount of pills that would take down an elephant, daily habit…..What a Fuck and the worst part white folks are really feeling this guy and his views and vote as such……………….I digress Cobralalalalalalalalalalala
Speaking of Dunks I have been wanting the P-Rod Mexican Blankets Joints but on Ebay they are running for 300 plus and I cant seem to convince myself in buying them……the highest I have paid for any shoes was some 250 for a pair of loafers, nhjic…….sneakers are usually under 150 even J’s which are my favs #1-5
In Star Wars Episode 1, Darth Maul was touted as hardbody but got his bitch ass sliced in half before he could make an effin name for himself.
Bitch!
How was that nigga Darth Maul able to kill Qui Gon?
Mojo Jojo is my dude….he reminds me of Wild E Coyote Super Genius.
Serpentor > Cobra Commander
Whenever we debate politics and the ills in society at the workplace with my ultra conservative co workers I always play the Rush Limbaugh double standard card. Gets them every time.
@40 I like those Rasheed Wallace AF1’s but for $225.00 SHihiiit….you could have those Playa. The new Spikes come out Cinco De Mayo for $175.00 bills in the Detroit Pistons Colors….F I R E!!!!
^’Heem. Yeah I know. $225 ain’t gonna get it done either for the kid. I might check out those Spiz’Ikes. I got the black one’s as a B-Day treat to myself and I was more than happy. But I’m scaling back on sneaker extravagance. I to am on the bargain bin “ignored”, catch on sale butters as other are doing here.
Darth Maul was the most incredibly hyped short life span having villain I’ve seen in a minute. I was really expecting him to terrorize the prequel.
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March 7th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
^’Heem. Yeah I know. $225 ain’t gonna get it done either for the kid. I might check out those Spiz’Ikes. I got the black one’s as a B-Day treat to myself and I was more than happy. But I’m scaling back on sneaker extravagance. I to am on the bargain bin “ignored”, catch on sale butters as other are doing here.
^^^Dont you find that the Spizikes are too bulky and got way to much shit going on there…….Ya I copped I nice all white clear gum shelltoes for 40 bucks at the local Finishline, too bad they didnt have another sz10 would have doubled up, No Mase
Griselda Blanco “the Godmother”, cocaine queen of Miami, was a Colombian cocaine kingpin and one of the responsible figures for the 1980’s Cocaine Cowboy Wars. Blanco is thought to have been the cause of over 200 drug related deaths in the “Cocaine Cowboys” war during during the 70s and 80s in Miami.
florida-cracker.org/archives/000913.html
^^^I saw this movie Cocaine Cowboys its on Google video for free and this bitch was def Hardbody
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4002345240115828241&q=cocaine+cowboys&hl=en
^^Well I’m a big dude so I actually like “bulky” kicks its why I’m a fan of the AF1 over the Dunk. So I liked how the Spike worked out. But you’re right there is alot going on on them. Speaking of shelltoes I need to get a crisp pair of the classic black on white… $65. LOVELY!
Random Fact: To bring Griselda to “Da Hood” her sons Osvaldo and Dixon met DC drug overlord Rayful Edmonds while doing time in Lewisburg Feds. The Blanco brothers became Ray’s connect while he moved hundreds of bricks from jail.
^ “How was that nigga Darth Maul able to kill Qui Gon?”
Simple. Qui Gon was straight puss!
1. Ithoroughly enjoyed Cocaine Cowboys.
2. Dallas, I know u aint up on yer comic book game no more but Captain America got popped 2day and it made CNN!
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/books/03/07/captain.america/index.html?eref=yahoo
I copped the issue right b4 the story broke out. They straight laid dude the eff out! Can anyone say “collector’s item”? Cop it NOW!
CJ,
funny you would say that because the cat was already out the bag at the comic book convention.
I copped the joint today from the shop near WTC on Maiden Lane. shits were flying out of there like crack on clearance.
you were fucking with that ‘Civil War’ saga. so tell me why does a S.H.I.E.L.D. operative pop the Captain? I thought Cap and Nick Fury was peeps…
I don’t know the fact that Limbaugh and Norieaga got away with their crimes make them seem gully. Other suggestions Shreder from the Ninja Turtles, all villains in Disney Movies, and Vince McMahon.
Shouldn’t what’s his name from the Bond flicks, the short asian cat with the bowler hat be there? I mean dude always owned Bond…
LMFAO! I gotta do an answe one. You’re crazy, D!
One.
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