NIA LONG, YOU OWE ME SUMTHIN’

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It was just ten years ago that NIA LONG gave every high school dropout, college dropout, fake LANGSTON HUGHES flunkie a reason to believe in Black love. So I bought a thesaurus and I studied that shit like it was the Bible. I was going to rain down polysyllabic verses on the Black community like it was R.KELLY’s urine (nullus). I wasn’t just trying to bag up the crazy cocaine freaks like LISA NICOLE CARSON. I wanted to go to the penthouse of post-Black, post-feminism, post-pin up girl poster children. I wanted me some NIA LONG.

There hasn’t been a sister since her to make the short hair style look so sexy. Ten years after the release of the film ‘Love Jones’ and NIA LONG is still a sex symbol in the best sense of the word. I put her on par with ANGELA BASSETT for not comprimising her core values for showbiz fame and fortune. NIA LONG just looks like she has that pum pum that will be good well into her sixties. I will take it then too. You all know how I get over some grandma pum pum.

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26 Responses to “NIA LONG, YOU OWE ME SUMTHIN’”

  1. Unruly says:

    Ehhhh, she aiight! j/k 🙂

    I am, however, more than a lil’ disturbed at the visual of you with some “GRANDMA pum pum”!! LOL

  2. FaTBoY says:

    Damn right! She still that chick. I remember when she was in that movie with Will Smith and Whoppi Goldberg; Made in America. She was so young back then, and her breasts just jumped out at cha. Go rent that movie you’ll see what I’m talkin bout.

    Fuck it, take it back to the Fresh Prince days. She was fine as hell then too.

    Although I have to agree that Love Jones was the shit, She looked hella sexy in Friday as well. Felt bad when Dee-Bo laid that pimp hand on her.

    Oh yeah, don’t forget about In Too Deep. Baby girl got naked in that flick. She was a picture of perfection.

  3. ^ we should all get together and try to jump Dee-Bo…

  4. evan says:

    One for the head…Stacy Dash turned 41! a coupla months ago. That’s the 90s twosome of girls for me.

  5. Candice says:

    Is there any doubt that my Trinidadian homegirl would still be beautiful? Nia Long manages to remain classic and natural in La La Land. That’s a feat in itself.

    Now you and the Grandma’s has me concerned……

  6. Sangano@sangacious.net says:

    shorty was banging in The Best Man when she rocked that lingerie…

  7. Amadeo says:

    When she was in Boyz N Da Hood that cemented it for me. That was the girl from around your way that most dudes knew they couldn’t get at…but I had a chance. And that Catholic school girl plaid skirt….giggidy giggidy.

  8. Combat Jack says:

    She airight. She was maaaad fine back in the day (maybe because she looked innocent and angelic) but imo, she’s aging a lil’ too hard for my likes. Something about her eyes and lips says to me that she likes her drank brown, smokes mad nicotine and wakes and bakes on the regular.

    I’d still hit it though.

  9. EReal says:

    Co-Sign Combat.

    The first picture is aight cause its farther away. That second picture already looks like somebody’s grandma. Maybe her kid is a slut and had a baby at 16 grandma, but grandma none the less. At least she isnt Vanessa Williams Style Grandma.

    She was hot back in the day, tho.

    Young Vivica Fox > Young Nia Long

    Vivica likes that thug shit. Plus she’s way more hardbody than Nia and all flexible from the Dancing W/ Starts bullshite.

    1 hunned.

  10. Eloheem Star says:

    When the only girl I ever truely loved and I broke up I developed a wall…. I refused to let anyone in again…there was an icebox where my heart used to be like the Omarion song. Then on the humble one late night Love Jones came on….that movie gave me the inspiration and courage to love again.
    Nia Long is on my Top three baddest females to ever walk on two feet.
    1. Nia Long
    2. Ananda Lewis
    3. Taral Hicks

  11. bfnh says:

    seriously, i would punch somebody’s big mama square in the nose for a shot at nia long. even if she did recite the worst poem, ever. ever.

  12. I was never into Nia Long. She always looked average to me…

    I’d still smash though…

  13. Combat Jack says:

    ^ “I refused to let anyone in again…there was an icebox where my heart used to be like the Omarion song. Then on the humble one late night Love Jones came on….that movie gave me the inspiration and courage to love again.”

    Uhm……nah, I’ll leave this one alone.

  14. Combat Jack says:

    ^ “Young Vivica Fox > Young Nia Long”

    Co-effin sign. Young Vivica was some ghetto round the way pin up doll. I miss that!

  15. the_dallas says:

    I partied with young Vivica back in 1996 during the All-Star Memorial Day festivities in Cancun. She is a straight up hood rat. Vivica Fox is like school on Saturday – no class.

    Old Nia Long > Young Hoodyrat Vivica Fox

    All mother effin’ day

  16. Eloheem Star says:

    ^Word

  17. EReal says:

    @ Dallas

    Yeah, thats my point man. I like that. Its like Combat said, shes a round the way girl. Type to show up at the VMA’s with bruises on her inner thighs.

    Hitin Vivica 1st night > Dating Nia Long for eva to hit it.

  18. sasha says:

    LoL i hate men. you guys are ridiculous! i’ve always thought nia was pretty…..vivica, not so much.

    on some hood shyt, nobody loved them some jada pinkett but me? she’d beat viv’s ass. willing to put money on that one. my man gives me the stink eye every time i try to throw her name in the mix. clearly jada after pac, but before fitness modelling. buff broads are gross.

    …and i will laugh for one calendar month that omarion’s ‘icebox’ was name checked. a little bit of pee fell owt, loves it!

  19. evolveone says:

    that second picture looks like she is holdin’ a shit…but I’d def hit that without question

  20. Tiffany says:

    I like Nia..she’s always been classy to me. Now, don’t forget that last summer she and her boyfriend kicked her ex husband’s arse in a parking lot. Now that’s gangsta. I never knew she could get down like that!

    I liked her in Love Jones more so than on The Fresh Prince but all in all, she’s great!!! One of my all time fave actresses…

  21. 40 says:

    Nia is still holding it down and seems like a genuinely nice woman who doesn’t seem prone to the drama. Also shout out to Karyn Parsons and Paula Patton.

  22. Combat Jack says:

    ^”I partied with young Vivica back in 1996 during the All-Star Memorial Day festivities in Cancun. She is a straight up hood rat. Vivica Fox is like school on Saturday – no class.

    Old Nia Long > Young Hoodyrat Vivica Fox

    All mother effin’ day”

    Now Dallas, you know wifey. She’s classy all effin day. But being that nigga from Brooklyn, every now and then, my loins get tight for some purty looking hood rat. The kind that I might could enjoy snorting a bag of yay with, cigarette smoke all up in the piece occasionally. The kind that revels in drunk love on any given Thursday morning, before work. The kind that would bless me with ill gear from Macy’s or Bloomindale’s every now and then, afer a boosting spree with her homies. The kind that would mos def not understand her place as mistress and might step up and smack my wife, just on g.p.

    Yeah, sometimes I like that.

  23. EReal says:

    LMFAO

  24. Candice says:

    ^Combat….you killed it with that one. LMAO

  25. the_dallas says:

    yeah CJ is that dude

  26. esbee says:

    AMEN to all that..

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