Light A Ciggar For Jiggar My Niggar…

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By now you all know that the Roc-A-Wear brand clothing line was sold to a conglomerate for over two hundred million. Now I know in my mind of minds that JAY-Z never “owned” the brand, but I am sure that he caught some coin from that sale and stands to reap some more Benjy’s and benefits depending on how long the brand remains viable.

That shit always looked like clown shoes to me and the brand never had the depth of design that Phat Farm had. All they have are hoodies and sweatpants. At least Phat Farm and Sean John expanded their lines with adult items like sweaters and button-up shirts. Everything that I found in Roc-A-Wear that was my size made me feel retarded. Akademics and Ecko are smarter and better designed urban brands, but Roc-A-Wear has one thing none of them can have – the MICHAEL JORDAN of rap recording.

Roc on SHAWN CARTER, roc on…

fox

Did you hear that FOX BOOGIE has been banned from Junior’s Restaurant in Brooklyn?

Damn FOXY!? This chick needs an image consultant ASAP. She needs someone to take her azz down to the shelter on Nevins Street and have FOXY work a few days on the soup kitchen line, then take her azz to the free clinic on Flatbush Avenue and have FOXY pass out condoms or some shit. You know, give back to the community. If someone who has love for this chick doesn’t intervene the next thing you know will be “FOXY gets barred from KUM KAU”. That shit would be fucked the fuck up.

Too bad Pretty Boy can’t even sneak her a cheesecake.

obama

Your boy BARACK “No really, I’m Black” OBAMA is getting tons of press lately as he campaigns hard for the Democratic nod in 2008. He came to NYC and was feted by the niggerati glitterati from the music and entertainment business.

I’m not part of the bandwagon that cares about BARACK’s questionable Blackness. Any honest bi-racial person that has felt the sting of racism will tell you that when the rubber hits the road being Not White = Being Black. I’m a part of the minority that asks the most pertinent question… Who the fuck is BARACK OBAMA?!? This dude is like the cat that you never heard of before, but now he is gonna run for the president? What is his Senatorial record? Who are the main contributors to his campaign? He has to be put through the same hoops that we put a BOB DOLE, or a WALTER MONDALE, or a MICHAEL DUKAKIS into and when we see what comes out then we can decide if he is really the golden child.

Or the golden brown child, since he is a nigger.

25 Responses to “Light A Ciggar For Jiggar My Niggar…”

  1. Candice says:

    Now let’s talk about this….How the Fudge do you get banned from Juniors? I have seen more sh*t go down while stopping to get a strawberry cheesecake than I could ever mention in one breath. I have seen drug trades, prostitutes and pimp slaps. I know Fox has the Il Na Na but damn.

    And yes, who is Barack Obama and what does he stand for? Enlighten me please.

  2. Sangano@sangacious.net says:

    best post title EVAR! Caol UNO for u UFC headz!

  3. miss ahmad says:

    Foxy is gonna have to stop shooting up in people’s bathroom’s if she wants to be invited back…

    she needs Jesus and rehab and not in that order!

  4. Vik says:

    do black people stil high five??????

    ha ha ha.

    you had me laughin this mornin dallas.

    great post

  5. 40 says:

    *hi-fives monitor in response to this Thursday AM piff and so Barry doesn’t get left hanging*

  6. Eloheem Star says:

    Right now I support Obama….. I’m waiting for Obama to reveal a detailed plan of his foriegn and domestic policies but lets be honest Obama will not be elected president in the current racial climate in america. We need Obama to raise the real issues that effect us all. The rapidly Shrinking middle class, The high cost of health insurance, Poverty,job creation….. If Obama raises social issues and becomes more of a threat other candidates will have to address those issues and we then have to hold our elected officials accountable with vigor.

    I know how popular Juniors is but fuck Juniors the food is terrible the Cheeskake is inconsistent and expensive, I banned myself from juniors a long time ago.

    Foxy is pretty much a wrap. Too much time has passed. I dont think many people are checking for her like that. Someone said she may be bi-polar or something…..whatever her problem is I hope she’s able to get it toghter.

  7. Amadeo says:

    We need an old black woman to spend a month with Foxy, maybe that will straighten her out.

    While I share the same wonder about Obama…I also hope that perhaps his short run may mean that there are less hooks that have gotten into him.

  8. Combat Jack says:

    I actually dig the burgers and the wings at Jrs. They’re really known for their sandwiches, so if you ordered pasta primavera or such, you were on your own. I’ve been known to get twisted at the bar, along with the mad Bk old heads that drink there on the reg.

    D, getting banned from Juniors is some seriously gully shit! That’s like getting banned from the entire effin downtown Fulton Street. Wtf? I bet baby girl knows what the eff I’m talking about when I reference sniffing a bag of yay in a smoke filled room, with nothing but panties and boxers on.

  9. Lion XL says:

    ^Amadeo…what Foxy really needs is an old black ass whoopin!!!!…that’s her problem, her momma didn’t give her that goon hand quick enough so she thinks she’s above it…..not mention her brother pimpin her all these years!

    And I agree with Candice…how in the hell can you get banned from Juniors? That’s like Sylvia’s checking for guns at the door..it doesn’t happen!

  10. the_dallas says:

    I remember when the real Fifty was still alive and you had to go downtown to Albee on some solo herb shit with your chains tucked into your socks. Even that nigga never got banned from Juniors. I’m telling you that Foxy is about to get the boot from Kum Kau. The only spot left for her to fucks with will be Mackenzie’s on Utica and the White Castle on Remsen.

    As for sitting in a smoky, semi-lit room in my drawls with a sick, young Colombian chick hitting a bump of that yayze… I am dumb enough to have the pictures. I may post them as a testament to my fight with drug addiction. Let’s just say thank AUM for weed.

  11. StreetsIsWatchin' says:

    who is barack obama? Hillary’s #2 nightmare, that’s who (Bill, of course, remains #1)! Barack is like Bill’s black alter-negro, but better, because, being really black — as opposed to Morrison’s metaphorical black — he knows he won’t get away with shit like offloadin’ in the oval room!

  12. miss ahmad says:

    The Democrats running Obama and Hilary for the same election is one reason for sure why we’ll have yet another “conservative” white man in office.

    Foxy got banned from Juniors

    I know we don’t expect black people to really vote for their own kind!

  13. twerkolator says:

    hey dallas:

    you’ve made allusions in other posts to the to the notion that Jay-z doesn’t “own” roc-a-wear. i was just wondering why you think he doesn’t. you seem to be up on the fashion game so if there are shenanigans going on behind the scenes i know you can enlighten us (not the i would ever wear anything by roc-a-wear…)

  14. Eloheem Star says:

    I hate to hear that Bill Clinton is Black shit.

    A post on drug addiction would be dope people tend to think only blacks are on drugs…. the young white kids in my daughters junior HIGH school got drug addiction on smash.

  15. the_dallas says:

    Twerk,
    Peep this old DP Dot Com drop from when Dame Dash got the boot from the Roc-A-Wear brand. I posted the U.S. trademark offices info of Roc and Armandale. Since that time the Roc application has been revised and the russian that was listed as owner has been replaced with the name Rocawear Apparel Group.

    How apropo is that now because the acronym for the brand becomes RAG?

    Schmatte for all my T.I. fans.

    http://dallaspenn.com/weblog/?p=67

  16. twerkolator says:

    ahhhh, thanks bruh…

  17. Lion XL says:

    Twerk…I work in the fashion industry(not a designer, IT), so believe me that most of the people who you think OWN these labels, don’t. Most of these companies hold a main line, and then license the BRANDING out to other manufacturers. So not all RL are produced by RL and not all Calvin Klein is made by CK. Matter of fact a few years ago the company I worked for got sued up the wazzoo because they started selling to Sam’s Club and the like.

    Also alot of these labels are owned by holding companies that provide capital, merchandising and distribution (almost like the music ind.) like LMVH (L0uis Vutton Moet Hennessey) used own Tommy Hilfiger.

  18. I Fux says:

    I hate Roc-a-wear and I dont usually rock a brand with all kinds of advertisement that shit looks tacky, even though I rock Polo and Lacoste on the reg…………Sean Jean made a sleek pair of kicks though they came in white,brown and black they were like premiums leather with some suede mid tops wow them shits were dope, never copped a pair may check final-score.com …………….Juniors I have never been to New York unless you can lay-overs when I was hitting up Puerto Rico on a Jet Blue flight…….. you know layovers in New York are part of the biz as it is considered Rican capital of the US……..Cheesecake cheesecake cheesecake…….

  19. I Fux says:

    twerkolator (aka “violent shermhead”) Says:

    March 8th, 2007 at 9:26 am
    @ I Fux actually zapp is from Ohio, but for some reason we all equate their music with the west coast. i wonder why that is…

    ^^^Ya I know they are from Ohio but they are real heavy here in the WestCoast must be some 80’s g-funk type shit all the music sampled by westcoast artists in late 80’s early 90’s plus all the vatos in their low-lows stay bumping Zapp, White Lines whoever made that song, Blondie all that type of music

  20. I Fux says:

    Yo Cocaine is back for sure though, I have a story on my blog about some chick I know who was getting boned by Shawne Merriman and that he used to always have Yayo and sniffing the shit………..and I see yayo in the clubs regurlaly now and used to not really see the stuff

  21. jen says:

    “The Democrats running Obama and Hilary for the same election is one reason for sure why we’ll have yet another “conservative” white man in office.”

    TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE.

  22. P-Matik says:

    Ill as always. I think the only other rapper I wish would just dissapear besides DMX is Fox Boogie Brown.

    What is Kum Kau though?

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  24. Debra Barnes says:

    Yo!!! Your problem is you hate.. Period….u know nothing except what u heard too scared to venture out of the box!!! And too ignorant to even try!!!!! No hateful jealous bastards who don’t love themselves or anyone else allowed!!! U heard!!!!

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