Real Life Imitating Art Imitating Real Life…

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Last week in NYC, rap music’s resident nut case TONY YAYO accosted a teenager on the street apparently because he was wearing the t-shirt of a rival entertainment company. The abuse included manhandling, profanity and reportedly a slap to the face. What TONY YAYO didn’t realize was that the main reason that the 14yr old boy was wearing the t-shirt was because his father owns the rival entertainment company.

That company, Czar Entertainment, produced the DVD that details the real life story of KELVIN DARNELL MARTIN. The Brooklyn hoodlum who would come to be known and feared as the notorious Fifty Cent.

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JIMMY ‘Henchman’ ROSEMOND and his company Czar Entertainment found themselves embroiled in a bitter lawsuit with the artist who the world now knows as Fifty Cent. CURTIS JACKSON filed an injunction to stop the distribution of the real Fifty Cent story because of what he felt was his own disparaging portrayal on the DVD.

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Eye liner is the new gangsta – (c)Candice

At a recent awards ceremony at the Apollo Theatre in NYC these warring factions came a little too close for comfort and the awards show had to be abruptly cancelled. It seems that TONY YAYO can’t be in New York without being in the center of controversy. It was just last year that he was rumored to have been responsible for the shooting at a music video taping that left one person dead. While that crime remains unsolved because of the reluctance of witnesses to submit information to investigators this most recent incident is being followed up by the police.

All I’m saying is that all the parties involved are Haitian and if we’ve discussed one thing here at this site it’s the fact that Haitians are ridiculously hardbody and prah’lee the most gully immigrant group evar. I expect the streets to be littered with the bodies of dead rappers this spring. Get rich or die trying is more than a mantra to these Haitian gangstas, it’s a lifestyle.

8 Responses to “Real Life Imitating Art Imitating Real Life…”

  1. jen says:

    TITCR on the Haitians. This is why I will never be raising any babies in Miami.

  2. Robbie says:

    Yayo really does go above and beyond the weed carrier call of duty.

  3. 40 says:

    I’m fighting every urge I have in my body to go on a 1000 word tirade against Minstrel Unit. I will say regarding Marvin Bernard (p/k/a – Anthony Yayo) he’s a chump who seems to only be able to whoop on 14 year olds. I saw him one day at my homegirls job and he tried to high side and push past me and that got stopped real quick.

    I don’t want these cats to die in a plane crash because as Nas eloquently said “kill a n*gga today he lives for ever” so I’d rather have them caught in some NAMBLA x Minstrel Unit gay porn ring or something. These guys kill me how they play “gangsta” (not gangsters) and then hide behind this phalanx of law enforcement and bodyguards. Bitchmade at its finest. For someone who claims to be so “gangsta” Urban Action Coon Jackson and is Minstrel Minions sure have a lot to learn. He even reneged on the $5000 promised to the Martin family for a headstone.

  4. FaTBoY says:

    Yayo smacked the wrong dude.

    Its most certainly gonna be some retaliation. This aint Busta Rhymes that he fucking wit.

    But on a side note……….

    These jigs are millionaires! Why the fuck do they continue to do stupid shit?
    Attack someone for wearing the wrong shirt.

    “Should’ve neva gave you niggas money!”

  5. Candice says:

    Seriously…..Fisty’s mugshot looks like he should have been in “Paris is Burning” vogueing or something. LOL

  6. Amadeo says:

    I love how dudes are all gangsta, but still know when to sue.

  7. Lion XL says:

    Hopefully this won’t go the route of a street war…Jimmy Henchmen seems matured past the street bullshit (I mean, why would you stop your money over nonsense) and I think he’s letting the authorities handle this one, as Yayo already got snatched up.

    BTW..I think Yayo was in missing his house mates, I mean how much stupid shit did he think he could get away with?

  8. Gee says:

    I have nothing to add that has not already been said, but the only thing colder than 50 re-nigging on the headstone was :” Fisty’s mugshot looks like he should have been in “Paris is Burning” vogueing or something. LOL ”
    *dead*

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