Inside A G-Chat Conversation With DP Dot Com And ZILLA SAYS!

braids

DP Dot Com: What Do It Smell Like?!?
zillasays: Bo Derek’s braids
DP Dot Com: baby powder and pee pee
zillasays: Downy and ass cheek
DP Dot Com: right guard and funk
zillasays: behind the ear funk
DP Dot Com: belly button funk
zillasays: wet ass and dry pussy
DP Dot Com: pussy on your fingers and you let it dry up funk
zillasays: behind the knee funk on an August afternoon
DP Dot Com: in between the toes sweat funk
zillasays: smells like a crackhead’s cough

cameltoe

zillasays: you got a gross mind homey
DP Dot Com: from the man that asks WDISL?
zillasays: sometimes you look at the starlet’s cameltoe and you wonder…when that thong is laying on the floor, what could it possibly smell like..
DP Dot Com: tabasco and dirty nuts
zillasays: damn… even then, if i’d smelt that on Beyonce i’d still poke.
DP Dot Com: I poke just to create the smell
zillasays: end it all with “i’ma tell everybody that you stink Beyonce.”
DP Dot Com: hahahahahahahahaha

teen cutie

DP Dot Com: yo fam, I hit this shit one time that was so funky, but I had to hit it ‘cuz she was so cute
zillasays: the fineness outweighed the funk
DP Dot Com: but when I was on the outstroke she made my bedroom stank
zillasays: lol, did u send her home?
DP Dot Com: she lived in the hood and I didn’t walk her home
zillasays: why do the stank chicks wanna hang out n stuff afterwards like they can’t smell themselves
DP Dot Com: they must can not, but I never had no broad that foul as that chick. Evar! I’ll snack a fine bitch seat too. A fine bitch tho’, with a pretty pussy
zillasays: suppose she’s fine bodywise but her puss looks like its had too many visitors, would u still eat the ass?
DP Dot Com: if the ass is pretty then why not? never front on a pretty behind. pun always intended.

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13 Responses to “Inside A G-Chat Conversation With DP Dot Com And ZILLA SAYS!”

  1. Robbie says:

    I suddenly feel like sparking-up a an unfiltered Camel loosie for some reason….

  2. Candice says:

    I will leave this one to the men but black lip liner, camel toe, feathers for clothes and ass-crack smoking are all major fashion no-no’s. Carry on gentlemen!

  3. Amadeo says:

    That’s a powerful toe up yonder….I’m subject to the vapors.

  4. Lion XL says:

    how ’bout when it doesn’t really smell BAD, but it’s so thick that it lingers days after she went home….try and explain that to your girl…..

  5. Y’all are wiling out on this one…

    lol

  6. I Fux says:

    Yo that Moose Knuckle looks like its good to go………..What if you ate the pussy it smelt like Bubble bath but then after your done you have this funk on your upper lip, now thats disgusting……………..I have only ran across funky pussy once and I was in th PR and banged this thick morena and I should have known because she had alot of hang time on the monkey even before penetration, but she was a lovely piece so I just held my breath a couple of minutes at a time while I was hitting it. Oh and I proceeded to hit it over the next two days while on vacation so I guess even though her vajean smelled like Wet Muskrat it never deterred me, she was just too damn fine.

  7. Eloheem Star says:

    I remeber it like it was yesterday…. it was the summer of 92… I had been working on this colombian hotness for like 2 years. She finally gave in to my advances. I went to take off her jeans and she had another pair of jeans on underneath, It was like 90 degrees outside!?! The smell temporaily shutdown my central nervous system like some mustard gas or other toxic agent…ok maybe it wasn’t that bad but damn near.

    Did I poke it? Hell yeah!

  8. never came across stank puss yet….

  9. Lion XL says:

    ^maybe you don’t consider that smell to be stanky…….

  10. damn that looks like a pair of pliers

  11. ladies get mad when i look at women who look like they stink.

    usually its because there’s a phat booty involved someplace.

  12. Tiffany says:

    @ E….LOL but YUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. FaTBoY says:

    Is that cig in that chick’s butthole?

    That monkey is phat in the second pic.

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