Wikipedia is the greatest online resource next to this website and it tells me that ‘deja vu’ is a French word for ‘already seen’. Paramnesia is the scientific term for the phenomena. People that experience deja vu have said that an eery or strange feeling accompanies the notion.
G DUBBZ and his henchmen have been giving tons a deja vu rhetoric lately to keep the fear in people’s hearts. The Administration has lately taken to labeling any critic of their policies a Nazi sympathizer or Communist. This tactic was a lot stronger during the Darth Sidious BUSH Sr. administration because there were still people alive that remembered the Nazis and the Communists. I think its cheap and disingenuous to invoke the bad guys from previous generations when we have so many bad guys that are current and contemporary who need some shine. Why can’t we let some young new bad guys come up in the game?
That’s why DP dot com should be any future politicos one-stop shopping for consulting. We can help you keep your propaganda fresh and relevant. Speaking to Generation iPod+ is our specialty. Get at me BARACK.
Let’s say hello to some of the new bad guys…
BARON KARZA
I can tell that your scared already. G DUBBZ should equate Iran’s leader with the bad guy from the Micronauts universe. Dude has a crazy arab sounding name too. Even if you aren’t familiar with the Micronauts you have to admit that BARON KARZA looks bad. Dude is dressed in all black and he can transform from a kick azz humanoid to a kick more azz centaur. Scary.
| UNCLE RUCKUS UNCLE RUCKUS is important as a domestic bad guy because he can help us continue the demonization of the undereducated, disenfranchised Black male. Do you remember all those folks that committed crimes against their families and then blamed it on Black guys? Memo to white that kills it’s own family: From now on you can blame your indiscretion on UNCLE RUCKUS. “President BUSH wanted to get off his plane and help those tar people in New Orleans, but he was fearful that UNCLE RUCKUS would try to get him” -TONY SNOW, White House Press Secretary |
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NINJAS
Try to imagine for a moment the fear inside Middle America if G DUBBZ said that North Korean leader KIM JONG IL was planning on sending ninjas into America. Ninjas are total badasses that can sneak around at night, fly and make themselves disappear. I don’t know about y’all, but I see the polls shooting upwards in double digit numbers. Not only are ninjas ruthless killers, but they are hell’a fastidious. Do you see how neat this ninja keeps his CD collection? I’d be terrified of anyone who has a MICHAEL BOLTON slow jams collection in chronological order.
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KAISER SOZE As always, the best bad guys are the ones that we can’t see. Forget the fact that they don’t even exist, but if you can convince the people that terror waits for them around the corner in the post office or the supermarket then you can make anybody and everybody a terrorist. Scare the people into becoming shut-ins with only their televisions to provide them with reality. |
The operative word here is terror and it has to be used like a bludgeon. The Nazis and the Commies had their run, but now its time for some new villains to take center stage. Mr. President, your photo op awaits you.
Dude brought out Baron Karza. I remember when dude used to shoot his hand off his wrist and it would end up around some poor chaps throat, choking the effin life out of him!
Ninjas are scary, white ninja posted above, not so much!
Cheap AND disingenuous, LMAO! (*shudders thinking about Ninja’s)*
unnnnnnn what about destro? he’s like cheney except with human blood in his veins.
i need to watch the GI Joe movie again, asap. one of the most underrated movies of the 80s.
Destro did have the hardcore look.
Man, Kaiser Soze was the shit. Usual Suspects is one of my favorite movies.
Bush kinda reminds me of Kevin Spacey in that flick.
Think about it for a minute….. Everybody thought he was a worthless cripple. But he turned out to be the fucking boss.
In comparison, everybody thinks Bush is a fucking idiot, but in reality, he
is a bad muthafuka. He fighting two wars at one time, jacking countries for their oil and could care less about the soldiers/sailors/airmen, or marines he got fighting for him. And could really give two shits about the countries that he destroys. Now that’s GANGSTA.
The greatest trick the Bush Adminstration ever pulled was convincing the world that those WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION really existed.
On a side note*
Quite a few rappers sampled clips or referenced this movie in their lyrics.
My favorite song to do so was off Ghost Face’s first album Iron Man.
Track #4 called 260. Rae and Ghost get busy on that joint.
Kick down the door in the spot 260…………… classic!
There’s no coke you Dumb fuck, there’s no coke.
bush did the malaria dance. made me wanna hug him. til i remembered he’s the devil’s mentally challenged son.
i’m about this more user friendly administration. what with bush african dancing and ‘mc rove’ blasting on quails and getting jiggy at the correspondents dinner……….i just might forget about the war, and gas prices, and all the other shit the gubment has driven our country into.