When DALLAS AUSTIN outed JOSS STONE for fucking RAPHAEL SAADIQ for production help he should have also mentioned that she was swagger-jacking KELIS for her kaleidescope coloration as well (there’s a pic of JOSS STONE wrapped around SAADIQ while they are both butt nekkid and all painted up, I wasn’t able to find it on the web, but it’s out there somewhere).
Update: Shout out to DP Dot Com reader RM for the jpeg
The big deal was when DALLAS put CHRISTINA AGUILERA’s name in his mouth. That’s when DALLAS got shitted on and reminded by the tI’s that his azz could still be rotting in a Dubai prison. Memo to DALLAS, don’t ever mistake your musical talent for something that allows you to transcend the color of your skin. Take a lesson from CAM’RON and stop snitching. Just be happy that your muskrat looking azz even gets some pussy.
Another important point to note is that KELIS’ arrest record will be copied by these R & B starlets before her new wigstyle.
First! Speaking of Kelis, Dallas my Nas Concert got cancelled cuz Security tried to get greasy and check her bags and pat her ass down. 1 and go De La Hoya……..
^^ Kelis, or your Argentinean chick?!?
^^LMAO no I did the padding down on the Argentinean chick she was looking fabolous, She took pics i will tell her to email them to me. Yo dallas I posted about it, I ended up having a couple of drinks with Marcos from the rock group POD …….I lost ……….
^^fabulous –correction …..the rapper is fucking my spelling up