I’ve been trying to tell y’all for the longest time that all the real bonafide ho’s of the world needed to step their games up because all these upstart singers and rappers were about to steal their shine. It looks like my favorite pr0n actress got the memo in time.
LAUREN PHOENIX is this bad little piece of Canadian white meat who sometimes works with me when I go hardbody on my several day blogging benders. I love her because she always makes that face that is part surpise, part satisfaction. Plus, she’s a true party girl who pretty much takes it good in any orifice.
LAUREN is now modeling for American Apparel and being featured on their classic long tubesocks campaign. Expect to see me in some American Apparel long tubesocks this summer. I gotta show support for my homegirl.
You know, I don’t give a fudge what some folks say about not liking the porn posts or sessy ass photos that Dallas hits us with sometimes . . . They give this site a certain . . . Flavor (ew) that you know you’ll never read when opening a magazine or watching the tube. I say these posts are part of what make DP.com the juggernaut of the Internets.
So thanks for the drop on this Canuck skank . . . I’ll be doing some “research” forthwith!!!
LP does her thing but she’s no Russian Institute graduate, if you know what I mean.
But she’s so pretty.
i’d hit it
smh.
negroes and hispaniolas shole do love they swine-y porn stars. SHAME!!!!!! (grins)
(laughing at tony’s ‘research’)
she is no Spring Thomas
Porn is mainstream, on the low.
Nice post.
The photo with the tongue is ________. (Cool)
Damn, homie referenced the LEGENDARY Spring Thomas.
http://www.zshare.net/audio/byrdgang-wat_a_quan_feat-_junior_reid-mp3-mmw.html
^^ this is kind of hot courtesy of K.Jones
This Real Life Ho ain’t coming up in the game.
Some pathetic, little dick, slop gut, white boy
exec at AA got to “fuck” LP in exchange for
the “modeling” job.