DP Dot Com Does Spring Break…

mc serchMIKE KYSER is arranging for DP to be a contestant on the new (white) Rapper Show.

CHOCOLATE SNOWFLAKE and I did our Black snowbird thing thing last month and traveled to the sunny scene of Miami Beach Florida. Miami is that wierdest of cities because it displays influences from all over the world right on top of one another. Cuba, Haiti, Brazil and the deep south are all cultures that overlap and intertwine. Just like New York City you can find the monied class partying with the have nots. South Beach is where it all comes together. Exotic cars and exotic women, just like an episode of Miami Vice. I play the role of Rico Tubbs and C.S. gets to be Det. Trudy Joplin.






There’s no shame to anyone’s game when in Miami. Dudes from the deep south show their style and their penchant for hookin up a cheap ass car. How you gonna put gullwing Lambourghini doors on a Chevy Impala? Even the mannequins on South Beach have boob jobs.



I almost copped a pair of the PEE WEE HERMAN Dunks but the M.I.A. skateshop didn’t have a size 12.



pee wees

True story, I told Lil’ Mama how much I would love to kiss her on the lips, but that I didn’t have any R.Kelly in my steez so I wouldn’t do it. Lil’ Mama is so gorgeous I would just like to sniff her bloomeristics.

lil mama

ab liva


The real luxury vehicle in Miami is a 40ft yacht. South Florida is a nice place to visit, but I couldn’t afford to live there.

diddys yacht




13 Responses to “DP Dot Com Does Spring Break…”

  1. 40 says:

    Not to be a complete sneaker fiend but those Pee-Wee Hermans are that Tango & Cash…

  2. P-Matik says:

    I’m about to get back down there in July.

    Man for real, Lil Mama got some skill to her and she aint on some Lil Kim/Jackie O bullsh*t either. Did you go to Wet Willies? I love that joint. There’s always a jumpoff to get in that spot.

    Dallas, you going to the Brooklyn Hiphop Festival on 6/23 right? I got my VIP status on already and I’m helping my man get DMP (Norfolk, VA) on the bill to perform.

  3. Candice says:

    Miami is cool but I don’t even F*ck with Miami airport. The absolute worst.

    Love you and CS chillin on the causeway looking fly.

  4. sangano says:

    the old guy in the last pic looks like he ain’t havin it lol

  5. the_dallas says:

    ^ secada, that’s my favorite pic. I was tempted to caption it with a thought bubble…

    ‘They should’a never gave you damn nigras nuthin’.”

  6. LM says:

    Old guy in the last pic looks like the White Shadow in “Boondocks”

  7. nerditry says:

    @Dallas – Lol, looks like you hit my aunt’s hood where that boat is. Btw, you get the books I sent up?

  8. miss ahmad says:

    you and your lady friend lookin’ lovely as ever!!

  9. Eloheem Star says:

    I got good on those Pee Wee herman joints for 80 cent on the humble trying to get change for a parking meter in Sunset Park.
    Looks like yall had a goodtime.

  10. Vik says:

    looks like you guys had a blast.

    the suicide doors are CA-RAY-ZEE.

    lil mama!!?!?!?!? east new york stand UP!

  11. Gee says:

    Damn do I feel old…
    Boob jobs on dummies and gull wings on an Impala…
    WTF?…But you look good and that is what it is all about!

  12. Gee says:

    PS…I loves me some Mc Serch!

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