Bombs Over Baghdad…

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The Army’s new recruitment tactics = Bombs Over Baghdad

Shouts to DP Dot Commenter and cRap Music mogul DUBBLE13 who just returned home from his tour in the desert. If we could just return the remaining hundred thousand plus family members then I wouldn’t feel a kind of way about Iraq.

Getting U.S. forces out of Iraq this decade is getting pushed back further and further like a new Memphis Bleek record. Only six months ago the internets let out a hearty huzzah after the mid-term elections were carried by the Democrats, but the last laugh is still G DUBBZ screwface smirk. His smackdown veto of the most recent Iraq funding bill has chickenshit Democrats scrambling around Capitol Hill looking for their mommies. And some of these dudes want to be elected president in 2008? Give me four years of ‘Crazy Guns’ CHENEY.

More money to fight terrorism! Yaaaaaaay! Just in time too since the info has been declassified that OSAMA BIN LADEN is still making mixtapes from his opium honeycomb cave in the desert. OSAMA drops more mixtapes than Lil’ Wayne does. Truth is I can’t understand either of those fools. I just know that OSAMA is funded by the sales of poppy seeds and Lil’ Wayne pops pills like they are sunflower seeds.

The armed forces need more recruits, but no faggots please. Army recruiters search the internets for fags and then they threaten them. A little homegrown terrorism helps in the fight against terrorists. Or so says the Ku Klux Klan.

16 Responses to “Bombs Over Baghdad…”

  1. Combat Jack says:

    Is the flic above from some Iraq chics calendar. Her bombs look lethal.

  2. Combat Jack says:

    Is the pic above from some Iraq chicks calendar? I needs me one. Her bombs look destructive!!!

  3. dubble13 says:

    Thanks for the shout out!

    That picture above could be the alternate for my DubbleUP Entertainment avatar from the cRap Music companies….

    Unfortunately, Rakim said it best: “Now when I hear car backfire, I fire back”

  4. LM says:

    Are those all spent missiles behind her?

  5. LM says:

    Thank you dubble13

  6. Combat Jack says:

    Dubble just reminded me that my rapper Uncle Murder just got signed to Def Jam. I should be getting some mad points for that D!!!

  7. dubble13 says:

    Combat Jack:

    Unfortunately, Uncle Murda has no “crossover” appeal, although “Bullet” is one badazz track. Thus, he will not sell well. They’ll likely ban his record from Walmart and similar stores for having an “inflammatory name”…..(don’t believe me, look at Pastor Troy) – if it ever comes out – and he will be forced to change his name to Uncle M. Look at Ghostface Killa, now Ghostface.

  8. Skeeter Valentine says:

    Uncle M….sounds like the relative i would keep my future children from

  9. Eloheem Star says:

    Nice! Depleted Uranium does the body good.
    The Dems and the Reps are the same ish. Different wing same bird.

  10. Gaberockka says:

    all this talk about the upcoming terror attacks…it’s amazing how 9/11 happened six years ago yet they keep people scared as if it happened yesterday. I’m constantly alternating between wondering if it was just a one time thing, and thinking that something much worse is gonna happen any day. I guess the gov’t/media is doing their jobs

  11. Meka Soul says:

    good looks on the cd i got in the mail 2day, dp. now i can unleash my inner cracka.

    if the women in the armed forces looked like the big-hootered paleface up there, i probably would be inclined to shoot an arab for the name of freedom and oil.

  12. thatwhitedude says:

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    some would argue that there hasn’t been another attack on US soil since 9/11 largely because of the war we are fighting in the middle east that everyone loves to complain about…just food for thought…i dont fully believe it but just something to think about amidst all the liberal slanted chatter that is heard all over al gore’s internets these days…

  13. thatwhitedude says:

    damn, my last post was in response to gaberockka fyi…

    and damn that girl has some tig ol bitties…do people still use that phrase?

  14. sasha says:

    in a desert and still colored like uncooked chicken, squishing pasty tits together. i ain’t impressed. (end hate)

    HA! tomorrow i hope to be less hateful. prolly not though.

  15. F says:

    she’s defending the American right to have titties out for no reason.

  16. Combat Jack says:

    Dubbs, remember a lil’ group from some unheard of city called Compton by the name of N.W.A. a few years back? Anyways, my reference was to the fact that he got signed by Def Jam, not that he was gonna be a blockbuster.

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