SPIDER-MAN IS THE EFFIN’ MAN!

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Spider-Man 3 totally pwned the box office even though it was the worst Spidey flick of the SAM RAIMI trinity. Everyone is in agreement that KIRSTEN DUNST should kill herself for ruining the Mary Jane Watson character. M.J. is supposed to be stripper ass hot. Something like this…

m.j.

m.j.

Ya’ dig?!? Nuff’ said.

9 Responses to “SPIDER-MAN IS THE EFFIN’ MAN!”

  1. F says:

    Wash my gear, ho. I’m taking a nap.

  2. sasha says:

    now, now dallas. when i return tomorrow i trust your pasty tit infatuation will have falen by the wayside. get well soon. 🙂

  3. Tony says:

    If the movie was half as interesting as that figurine I wouldn’t have laughed all the way through it.

    SPOILER

    Also, did anybody else get in trouble for laughing in the theater when Parker laid the smackdown on Mary Jane? My lady straight up asked me if we had to go home because I wasn’t able to control my giggling.

  4. Skeeter Valentine says:

    spousal abuse is always hilarious….

  5. Amadeo says:

    Yeah if you’re going to call a dude tiger…you do need to be sexy.

  6. sangano says:

    ok…just when i got over the fact that Topher wasnt tapped for Spidey and in a cruel twist of wackness was cast as Venom instead (big ups to TOPH for servin’ hoes pipin’ hot knuck sandwiches) this snaggle toothed bastard starts really annonying me and just proves my theory the the perfect casting for the Spiderman series woulda come straight outta That 70’s Show.

    Topher as Spidey
    and his red head piece Laura Prepon as MJ

  7. Candice says:

    Kiki needs a damn dentist. YUCK.

  8. Combat Jack says:

    Yeah, now THAT’s Mary Jane.

  9. Tiffany says:

    I’m over her…I don’t like her in that character….she needs to get her fronts (canines) fixed. All that money she has. Sit out of acting a couple years and wear those clear braces or something….

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