I’m computerless until I get back to Freeport so bear with me party people. It’s 2am and I am sitting on a park bench on Eastern Parkway like the bum I am. Albeit a bum in a cotton RL knit and a crispy pair of Dunk Lo’s that I popped the tag on today.
I just got back to BK from the city and one of the best Obamas so far this season. Courvosier and LRG did it up big, Frank White style. Free food, free swag (prA’li members check your snail mail soon) and free top shelf ‘yac. Courvosier Exclusif. Ha! Niggas should like this shit.
First off, its fucking good. They flavored it with cinnamon and vanilla hints. If you are on some fancy negro thug Hennessy Privilege shit then you need to step your snifter game up.
Niggas like shit that is difficult to pronounce. I can’t say Courvosier properly now because I am fucked the fuck up. I got to turn around quick this morning too and get my day grind popping serious. The folks in my progress meeting better like the smell of sweat, ass and alcohol because those are the scents coming through my pores today. H.A.M.diggy.
Sheeeeeit. If I didn’t have those scents I wouldn’t have any because you know I ain’t got no more sense in my head. Three straight nights of totally free cognac and I may need a liver replacement by Sunday
40Diesel rolled through with the Mighty Healthy crew and after the Obama we hit up another joint. That Estelle song has been my shit for the entire spring. I get my bounce right off that joint. Coordinated bigman steeZo of course.
Depending on how hard I go in for Round 2 tonight I may not see you fools until next week. Bigup to the folks over at the radio show Obsessive Sneaker Disorder(Google that shit since making the code for hyperlinks on a blackberry is insane). I was building with these cats during their last episode and I sort of O.D.’ed. They had to shut my microphone off. Love is love though and they invited me back to promote the upcoming Sneaker Fiends United! NYC tours.
I will go upstairs and catch me some Z’s now that I am confident I won’t be vomiting.
Courvosier: For negroes what knows that classy shit
Of course you post a picture of KanGAY wearing a ridiculously UGLY ass “sweater”. Eww…it’s probably expensive, but I still wouldn’t rock a “sweater” that had a fuckin cowboy and horse on the front. Not fresh…at ALL…
That sweater is crush!
I’m officially exhausted. Hanging with Dallas is always great, randomly running in to Dallas and hanging out is even better.
Yeezy’s piece is Mansion status.
Post written while you’re buzzed = classic.
If I had a Blackberry, or any smart phone-pda that would be cool. If I could connect it to my Nintendo DS (Digital Sketchbook), I would be major!
Ladies and gentlemen, that was just Eskay.
Gotta love the drunk posting. Always good entertainment.
u wild folk, maybe he going broke lol
Dead @
“It’s 2am and I am sitting on a park bench on Eastern Parkway like the bum I am.”
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LOL You don’t have to sit on a park bench to be a bum. Hell I sit on my couch everyday after work and feel the same way!
Acknowledging eskay.
Stay classy, Dallas Penn! © Dart Burgundy AKA Dartagnan Adams
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Dallas, some of your best work is when your eff the eff up! Cheers!
Keep the party going!
That sweater Kan Crazy Yeezy is wearing is ridiculous! In an ridiculous eff’ed up way! Gotta love him though…
I just had to come back and comment again. That sweater has WAY too many colors on it AND A FUCKIN COWBOY AND HORSE! WTF??
next time u stranded on eastern pkway, call me up my dude. real talk. always got room 4 u in the cj mansion [||]. for real though. just 2day, finished wrapping 4 an “extreme makeover” type show on hgtv (that’s home and garden, bitches!!!!). i’ll let yall when the ep airs so’s you can see how combat jay does his ting. 4 real d, you not callin me is sacriligeous!!!
CJ,
You already know…
I just wanted to get some fresh air and make sure i wasn’t gonna have to change my name to Earl.
Gabe Urist said “What up?”
oh, okay. cool. yer cuzin earl is most definitely NOT welcome in my piece at any time!
who knew you were so dexterous with the blackberry?
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