Just because I’m using my crack’dberry doesn’t mean that I won’t bring you the latest news from world of cRap music. MTV still imagines their brand is a relevant barometer for the Hip-Hop generation so they produced a program called the 10 Hottest Rappers.
Yawn
If you were somehow under a rock and you don’t own a radio then this programming might be useful for you. But for anyone else that isn’t a 13yr old white girl from the suburbs you already know the deal.
I want to launch a brand of internets videos called EFF TV. Its time to put some realness back into reality programming. Who the fuck cares who the hottest rapper is? That shit sounds like something Paris Hilton cares about. I care about who the worst rappers are. Who are the people that grab the mic and make you wish that Mike Tyson had bitten both of your ears off just so you wouldn’t have to listen to their bullshit. Here’s a list of the worst rappers in the game right now.
1) Foxy Brown – The brown fox has spent so much time in the box she needs to kicks rocks from rapping.
2) Soulja Boy Tell’em – Despite the fact that he might be selling more records than Wu Tang and DeLa Soul combined this dude has zero point zero rapping ability.
3) Jim Jones – Why is he still releasing records? Who is buying that shit? Don’t let me find out that iFux and El Gringo Colombiano bought the two copies of ‘Harlem Gangster’?
4) Lloyd Banks – Banks get worse and worse each year. Tony Yayo is now better than him.
5) Remy Martin – Eight years in prison will push her into the number one slot.
6) Tupac – The G.W.O.A.T.
7) Lil’ Wayne – You already know he is on his way to the hall of fame for cRappers. I mean crappers.
8) Double O – Word on the streets is that the Kids In The Hall beatmaker rhymes worse than DJ Premier.
9) T-Pain – This dude has singlehandedly ruined both rap and R&B with that gotdamn voice modulator.
10) Jermaine Dupri – Possibly the most potent combination of lackluster lyrics and swaggerjacked production since P Diddy.
Yeah, to hell with MTV. Soulja Boy selling more records than Wu-Tang? There is no hope for the children’s future. My heart gently weeps…yes it does.
From deep down (way down) inside I’d have to admit that I’d fuck Jones, for the pure pleasure of the potential ad-libs he’d throw out during the business.
Max — I surely hope you meant NAsir Jones. cuz Jim Jones looks like he carries a disease
Speaking on Foxy — “I am of a certain pedigree,” Foxy stated. “I have an obligation to my fans to deliver the level of product my brand is accustomed to. In order to preserve my artistic integrity, the new release will have my stamp of approval and fingerprints all over it. I believe Koch and I will deliver the biggest street album in female rap history.”
yeah that bitch has the pedigree of a wolf hound…..
/\ When I stop laughing at her statement I’ll put up a real comment.
When TPain is nominated for more music awards than Kanye and he doesn’t even have his own songs? Yup…..shoot me now.
And Max….Baaaaaallllliiiiinnnnn!
I always picture Janet carrying Jermaine in a backpack a la Luke Skywalker and Yoda…word to the Dagobah system.
And eight years in prison may lead to something new being pushed into Remy’s number one slot. Sorry couldn’t resist the wordplay.
Bol summed it up best by calling Jones “the dirt angel.”
Off to my 3-letter night of PBR and NBA.
Maxine, I’m laughing HARD!
nasir jones
goat
of the new old generation
now nigger soon,
then
the new comer will be maybe
cory gunz !
maybe a first classik fo a first solo ???
whoknow?
There’s nothing wrong with Soulja Boy, all these rappers try to make “Hits for the Club” and Soulja Boy just happens to make better “Hits for the club” than them. Also, why isn’t the Birdman on this list? I’m sure that in 75% of Birdman songs I’ve heard he rhymes n—- with n—-, maybe Birdman has too much swag to be an awful rapper.
first of all Birdbrain aint even a rapper
……..and he is too busy giving tongue and getting head from his boy “L’il Wang” to make any more albums.
What kind of bird is he?-A Chickenhawk. Which means “Short Eyes” aka R.S. Kelly………..leave the kids alone…………get a woman or a man……leave the kids alone..let the kids be kids and find their own way………………………
do you really have pac on your list of worst mc’s of all time?
Kill yourself fake muthafucka. Everybody out wanna be hard as Pac. Big, who Im sure is the hottest “dead or alive” to y’all wanted to be like Pac. Youre wack as fuck dude