As I get closer to wrapping up this series of all the super heroines that I have gotten my rub out on to I see that I am mostly infatuated by redheads. It could be because my great-grandfather was a mick whose last name was O’LOUGHLIN. It could be because my mom is a redhead ([ll] to any and all Oedipal ideas). Truth is that it’s prah’lee because redheads are so effing sexy inside of the comic book universe. They are beautiful. They are powerful. They are compelling. They are kick ass hot.
Jean Grey was going to be my wife for years because I knew that nigga Cyclops wasn’t hitting her right. Actually, I think I realized with Jean Grey that some women are just like wild stallions. You can ride them for a while, but eventually they have to break free and run off. These are the types of chicks I have dated all my life. Bawdy, hussy broads that stepped hard when they walked into a room.
Jean Grey was a hot stepper herself, especially though when she became the Black Queen. The Black Queen was on some serious dominatrix steez. How many of you fanboys wanna make a bet that she pegged Mastermind’s Jason Wyngarde personality after she broke through his metal control. Son was turned out to the tenth power. After that Jean Grey became the dark Phoenix. The Dark Phoenix was sexy as hell, and malevolent as fuck. Think about it. She needed to consume a star just to temporarily satisfy her black hole.
The Dark Phoenix also made me realize the overwhelming feminine aspect of GOD. The universe emerges from a Black Hole. And where do all babies come out of?
A black hole.
“([ll] to any and all Oedipal ideas)”
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Hi-larious
The look in dudes eyes when she laid into him….yeah could be a sure sign of aggressive pegging.