DP Dot Com Super Heroine Series: STARFIRE

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I want JOHN BYRNE or GEORGE PEREZ to draw a comicbook featuring all the outtakes of superhero battles where there were nipple slips. You gotta believe in one of those fights Starfire’s alien boobies popped out. I want to see if humanoids from the planet Tamaran have areolas or not. Is all I’m sayin’.

I mean c’mon?!? Do you see this chick’s costume? And she was down with the Teen Titans too. Thanks GOD that R. KELLY is only a supervillian on Earth prime because you know he would have tried to marry Starfire like her name was A’ALIYAH. I guess the oldest intergalactic profession are the tailors that make outfits for prostitutes.

3 Responses to “DP Dot Com Super Heroine Series: STARFIRE”

  1. Dart_Adams says:

    Yeah…I just knew this one was coming sooner or later. As a side note…Hepzibah of the StarJammers. Did it weird you out that Cyclops and Havoc’s pops was smashing a 5’10 female skunk and no one even batted a damn eyelash? Sox vs. Yankees in the Bronx starting on Tuesday. It’s about to go down f’real. One.

  2. coqui says:

    This chick can’t be alien, she AT LEAST half Puerto Rican. Pro’lly some Dominican or Cuban in there too. I wasn’t even big on DC when I was coming up and I’d smash this broads cake, shorty is mad edible B.

    Comic book writers need to stop coming up with characters when they at the strip club. I guarantee homie was getting a lapdance by some spanish chick named Marisol at the local Shakers and that was that. I think we all know pink + purple = strippers y’all. Peep shorty’s ‘uniform’.

  3. Amadeo says:

    You can’t avoid it…most comic purchases are by you males. You know adventure gets those other hormones racing, they’re providing a service…relieve yourself to our images, then let the adventure continue.

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