O.J. SIMPSON still thinks that someone cares about his balls [ll], and schatte-selling wigger MARC ECKO wants us to care about BARRY BONDS’ record home run ball. Guess what? We don’t even give a fuck.
I wanted BARRY to have the all time home run record without an asterisk, because BABE RUTH doesn’t have an asterisk next to his record since he played in an all white league. Who the fuck cares where the actual ball he hit goes?
O.J. SIMPSON should just sit the fuck down already. I love the fact that he can hire a gang of dudes to strong arm steady some of his sports memorabilia (read: junk) from some hotel room, but no one thinks to ask these fools if they were also hired to merc’k his cocaine huffing ex-wife. I’m not saying he did it, but if he did do it, that’s how he did it.
All I know for sure is that the obsession with items that were touched by celebrities is reaching a fever pitch and I need to find a way to raise some money to keep the lights on here at DP Dot Com. Look what we have here. A pair of my soiled drawls from Jou’vert weekend.
Seriously, you need to copp these before MARC ECKO does.
Why in hell did I have to roll up in here first…?
That look just like the shit I pulled out from under the twins’ bed yesterday. Send me your snail mail and you can raffle them shits off, too!
You stupid…
I’ll be damned if Barry Bonds and Lovie Smith don’t favor each other these days.
PS..co-signing stupid assed OJ and his invalid strong arm techniques…he is beyond a loser and if I thought he could help me get out of the cellar on the DP pigskin pool, I STILL effin wouldn’t call him!
Good shit(pun intended), big wholeme
Guess what? We don’t even give a fuck.
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LMAO!! Classic Shit DP (pun intended)
Yo you need to switch up your toilet paper selection if those are your drawers. Got Damn man. Double [ll]
Getcha Wet Wipes….
R.I.P Cam’ron
Yo did anyone else growing up call shit stains on their underwear “butterflies” my cousin used to say that ish “wipe yourself good you dont any butterflies on your draws”
‘Wipe Me Down’ (c)Webbie & Lil’ Boosie
I’ll get the drawls if they got the money in ’em
“I’ll get the drawls if they got the money in ‘em”
Skeeter V.
LMAO
universal interweb emoticon for no homo [ || ]
i’m late on seeing this.
use bold for the slow people (me)
italics for the vagina bearers (un-me)
grind time rap gang! bang . bang . bang .