Editor’s note: BILLY SUNDAY doesn’t have too many friends at XXLMAG dot com because he writes shit like this…
Who’s going to Morgan U’s homecoming this year? I haven’t been to a MSU homecoming since the early 90’s Mobb Deep days. I remember how badly Morgan State wanted to come from under the shadow of Howard University. They would do anything to establish themselves as the top historically Black college in the metro Beltway area. If you ever went to a Greekfest picnic at Virginia Beach (pronounced VAAAAAH Beech) then you already know that Morgan gets little to no respect as far as HBCU’s are concerned.
It’s like this… Howard U is the top, then you got Hampton, Spelman was next (because they had all the stripper bitches), then Norfolk State, then North Carolina Central, then Fam U, Morehouse was always considered a fag school and Grambling had the world’s best marching band for decades. Morgan State didn’t even rate in the top 10 Black colleges. You couldn’t leave MSU with a bachelor’s degree and get anywhere in the world. You still need to get some paperwork from a classy white college if you want to have a career outside of managing a Foot Locker. At least the pre-law classes in Morgan State have benefited some of the MSU students.
By suing Lil’ Wang for a million clams these two young ladies are going to make their college degrees worth a whole lot more than the paper they are printed on. You could work for forty years with an HBCU degree and never earn a million dollars. At least these ladies will get something out of their college experience other than a whole lot of empty condom wrappers from tattooed nosering rappers. In some respects it seems a little unfair to Lil’ Wang that he should be getting sued because these ladies were clumsy and got themselves hurt. I mean, isn’t that why people run toward the stage during a Young Money concert? For the moment when these fools throw money at the crowd. Duh. I think these chicks might just be mad that they didn’t score any of the singles that Lil’ Wang threw in the air. They obviously weren’t hardbody enough so now they are trying to sue to get some of that Cash Money cash.
If I were Lil’ Wang I wouldn’t give these bitches shit.. Young Money don’t give these bitches no money, just dick in their tummy. Hey, they said that shit, don’t get mad at me because some scandalous broads want to file lawsuits to get their chips up. That’s another reason that Morgan State stays losing, because if this were Howard University these broads would get their money right by marrying rich. Just look at the broad that Chris Rock saddled up on. She lets him dip off and stab up white panties as long as he doesn’t make no more babies. Howard U bitches have the game on smash. I think I’m going back to their homecoming this year, for the fifty eleventh time.
Copp that new Lil’ Wang album for Kwanzaa so he can pay off these trifling hos.
I luvved up some mad dimepieces from Hampton U!
Being from Hampton, VA, I know first hand how stuck up Hampton U ladies but they are still fine as h*ll.
http://averagebro.blogspot.com/2007/08/when-makin-it-rain-goes-wrong.html
Didn’t you mean NCA&T, not NCCU?!?!
Dammit…I went to Morgan, but I can’t really defend it. My experience was being around a whole bunch of people from upstate that hated it here and were shook of the hoodlums at the shopping center across the street…cat’s I went to middle and high school with.
I also attended Morgan State University. I packed my shit up and got the fuck outta Dodge in less than a year before a caught a couple cases. My dorm was called O’Connell Hall and it was like a youth detention facility. Niggas were robbing the food delivery men. They broke into the washing machines to steal the change. Cats use to run trains on local girls and tape it so they could sell it, etc. I moved into a dorm room where this notorious drug dealer who stole dough from some hardrocks from PA lived the semester before me and they thought I was him changing up my voice trying to dodge ’em…I’ll save that story for the book.
They told us before anything else to try not to have a relationship with a girl from MD because they had the highest rate of HIV/AIDS infection on Earth (past Africa) at the time (1996-97). I hadn’t even seen my dorm room yet and a school official tells me that? I should’ve went to Shaw like LOTUG instead of going to Morgan State like Joe Clair and the Wu Tang Clan. I got stories for days about that spot.
Fuck Morgan State!
One.
That HIV thing was some bullshit. They used to say that about the high school I went to…but they only said it when you got accepted or if they were from another school.
What the hell is the deal with Morgan and Drug Dealers? I got some stories along those lines as well.
Awesome post. Also, the spank bank has been filled once again.
What about Virginia State?
howard #1? negative. i guess as a spelman alumna i’m biased towards the hbcus in atl (not including morris brown of course)
Any HCBU’s south of VA should be outcast immediately. I’m pretty sure they don’t even bother teaching English or Math, just Afro-Studies and Communications (joke majors)
As a Spelman alum, I have to tell you that we are and always will be #1. Please believe it.
Spelman chicks = best dancers at Club Nikki’s and Al Capone’s
As a third Spelman alum…i have to agree that that is horseshit.
So…the ranking system of HBCUs in this post is hilarious.
There is nothing on earth more respected by middle class Black people than a Morehouse man. Then, we have Howard, arguably followed by Spelman.
These schools remain top tier largely due to levels of historical prestige (driven by the fact that they were among the first HBCUs, and were privately funded by Blacks). That prestige is perpetuated by the fact that these are some of the few HBCUs with names instantly recognizable by the white majority.
Following these, we have FAMU, whose colleges for years (as part of the nation’s largest HBCU) competed with Harvard U for the privilege of educating Black America’s educational elite, pumping out more Black MBAs, pharmacists and physicists in the world annually than any other American university in the process. Also on this Tier is Xavier in New Orleans, famous for being the only Black catholic university in the world, and for placing more Blacks in American med schools than any other college in the world. Hampton also places in this tier if, for no other reason, because it produces more bourgie ass bitches who think they graduated from Howard than any other college in the UNIVERSE.
I’ll leave the masses to fight over the rest of these colleges, and point out that there are TWO HBCU Homecomings worth traveling to (providing you’ve packed your bullet proof vest): Howard’s and FAM’s. The rest of this shit is moot.
Had to step out of the shadows for a min….
This HBCU post is very biased. You only gave props to two southern schools, and called morehouse a “fag school”. They’ve definitely got plenty of fags (as all hbcu’s seem to have now), but their education is top notch and do I even need to mention their most famous alum?
And of course, all MEAC people think everything begins and ends with their schools, though I admit educationally the meac beats out the swac overall (my school’s conference)…grambling’s band is not that great, Jackson State (SONIC BOOM!!!) and SU have the baddest bands of all hbcu’s, and jackson state graduates the most african american’s in scientific fields (not to mention our college of business.) When it comes to dimes, SU probably has us by a bit, and outside the swac, xavier, spellman, and clark would make your head spin.
anyway, thats just to show the southern hbcu’s some love, no hard feelings though, i’ll probably be heading to howard for law school….
dallas holla at ya boy!
WOW! I’m a Morgan grad and make $110 (got the w-2’s to prove it). Truth be told public HBCUs let folks in who would not otherwise go to college. Poor kids with no money looking for the state/feds to pay tuition. You let hoodrats in, hoodrats flunk out.
Try looking up school rankings in Diverse Issues, Morgan is NOT bad.