SEPARATED AT BIRTH: SUSPECT BLACK MALE SKETCHES

eyewitness news rapist

Editor’s note: This drop comes from the mind of my blog cousin at What Would Thembi DO? I almost couldn’t handle the truth.

The photo above is no gag – as funny as it is to see that the composite sketch of the rapist looks just like the newscaster, its not as funny when you realize that police sketch artist drawings of black people are notoriously poor and rarely look like anyone in particular. I’m convinced that when asked to describe the suspect, witnesses just describe the last black male they saw, even if they last saw a black male on television. So I did a little Thembi-style experiment by going online and digging up dozens of sketches of black suspects to see just who the strong arm of the law is looking for. Of course my conclusion was that the “black male suspect” could be ANYONE or SOMEONE who obviously didn’t commit the crime. Here are just a few for now…

obaama

Is this a suspected child molester from the Fort Lauderdale area? Or is it Barack Obama lookin’ mad?

murph

It looks like the Houston metropolitan area has been in a frenzy searching for a rapist … or Mel B’s babydaddy.

hammer

This aint no Baltimore area armed robber – it’s MC Hammer during his “Pumps and a Bump” phase!

cool j

This alleged bank robber looks so much like LL Cool J I don’t even know why I bothered posting the real Uncle L’s picture

* BONUS BEATS * BONUS BEATS * BONUS BEATS *

cool j

Black Weblogs nominee Boo Goo Doo Boom has me feeling some kind of blue with this sketch.

22 Responses to “SEPARATED AT BIRTH: SUSPECT BLACK MALE SKETCHES”

  1. Enigmatik says:

    Quit fuckin’ playin….

  2. Enigmatik says:

    But on the real…check out this sketch that popped up on local news a while back:

    http://bgdboom.blogspot.com/2007/07/wanted-police-sketch-artist.html

  3. FatBoY says:

    maybe sketch artist draw the last black person they saw.

  4. Key from the City says:

    I saw a sketch that looked like my father…after he had been dead for about 4 years. Shit had me thinking my dad pulled a ‘Tupac’ on us and was chilling in Bora Bora.

  5. Sangano says:

    hah great

  6. Aunt Jackie says:

    damn damn and double day, i feel like singing the Ghetto Boys~My Mind’s Playing Tricks on Me!

  7. Candice says:

    The newscaster does look a little shady…..hmmm….I’m just saying.

  8. Amadeo says:

    Yeah…that’s about right.

  9. 40 says:

    Unfortunately I think we’ve all “fit the description” at some point and spent time sitting on a curb, in the back of the car, or even detained or incarcerated because of it…

  10. B says:

    the uncle L one looks more like kool keith

  11. khal says:

    sad but true. i also hate the descriptions given:

    “The robber was a black male, 18-26 years old, wearing a white t shirt, blue jeans and black tennis shoes”

    I can point out 10 niggas on a corner who fit that description.

  12. smog says:

    good ish man that was funny

  13. Combat Jack says:

    brilliant!

  14. Jen says:

    I think MC Hammer really did rob that Baltimore liquor store. Times were hard.

  15. Yo this shit still has me laughing. That’s effed the eff up, tho. But it’s funny as hell too.

    Dope

  16. Big Homie says:

    Dallas. You need to find a sketch of someone that looks like you. Im sure they are out there.

  17. sublicon says:

    that hammer sketch looks more like krs-one

  18. Adolf Stalin Hussein Bush says:

    YO LMAOOOOOO NIGGA I AINT LAFF LIKE THIS IN AGES!!! YOUZ A FOOL!

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