ALTERED STATES…

crills

What the hell is that sweet-like burning smell?!?!

Shout out to OhWord who told me to go in hard this weekend like as if I was trying to get into the ICU at Bellevue. Friday, Saturday and Sunday night are all jam packed like Superhead’s asscrack during the NBA All-Star break.

Shouts to Hip-Hop Karaoke NYC for setting Friday night off right with a Jack and Coke + some really good Hip-Hop music.

Freedom is still killing that grown man steez on Friday nights. They are at the Canal Room now and it has the feel of the old StarFoods jumpoff minus the shitbag security guards. If you are 30+ and you don’t live in your momma’s basement like me then I suggest you give Freedom Fridays your time. DJ Herbert is the most official chicken mcnugget-head deejay evar.

Biggest shout to 40 Diesel and the whole Mighty Healthy crew who had the bottle service and the carrot cake popping off at that nigga D’s birthday party. What is up with the Mighty Healthy x iNternets Celebrities t-shirts? What, do I need GhostFace to politic for these!?!

Yo, it’s 6 a.m. so I am about to look at some pr0n and then go to sleep so I can keep this shit rocking. I will get with y’all on the flapjack of this schmizzle (no Keyshia Cole nekkid tatones). Whatever that means.

Caption your own T.I. madness.

t.i.

2 Responses to “ALTERED STATES…”

  1. ernie paniccioli says:

    T.I. Overlord has this to say:
    “While you all dumb asses are worrying about nooses and the n word and angry that the bouffant/poodle haired redneck bounty hunter cracker talks like a cracker or you are locked into Hot97/BET dumb down madness 60% of the USA is under a drought warning or an actual drought. While you are wondering which New Era cap to wear with the sales sticker still attached oil just went over $102.00 a barrel, the dollar is lower than whale shit and the winter is about to cause wreck. So to all of you who care about the N word or Nooses or Britney Spears or 50 fucking cents vs KongGayWorst here is my simple analysis-You all are fucked solid in your poopers”

  2. Blackwater says:

    T.I. Overlord has this to say:
    “While you all dumb asses are worrying about nooses and the n word and angry that the bouffant/poodle haired redneck bounty hunter cracker talks like a cracker or you are locked into Hot97/BET dumb down madness 60% of the USA is under a drought warning or an actual drought. While you are wondering which New Era cap to wear with the sales sticker still attached oil just went over $102.00 a barrel, the dollar is lower than whale shit and the winter is about to cause wreck. So to all of you who care about the N word or Nooses or Britney Spears or 50 fucking cents vs KongGayWorst here is my simple analysis-You all are fucked solid in your poopers”

    ^ co-sign and amen

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