DP Dot Com Super Heroine Series: THE DIRTY PAIR

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Now this is what I’m talking about. Hot Asiatic poon with laser guided assault rifles. Kei and Yuri are futuristic bounty hunters for the inter-galactic government. They were called the Lovely Angels when they first came out, but their code name had to be switched over to the Dirty Pair because of all the destruction and mayhem they cause when they are on assignment.

They basically run around in these aluminum bikinis shooting up shit for no money down and taking names.

You already know how I get down for redheads.

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Kei(redhead) and Yuri(brunette) are both genetically engineered chicks who lucked up on their gigs as super-powered agents of catastrophe. They thought they were filling out job applications to be travel agents. Kei is the one who loves effing with the guns while Yuri is more or less on that futuristic ninja ish.

In the manga world there’s no one else is as hardbody as these chicks. Even robots have to lean back to their overall gullyness. Because they are essentially clones they don’t care what they have to do to get their assignment done. If it means that they have to kill themselves they will do it. Yuri’s already died once before and she’ll do it again. Kei is the one that does all the hands on work like having sex with criminals to get information on terrorists.

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In the wacky world of Cosplay the Dirty Pair is always a fan favorite.

It would be totally teh ghey of me to dress up like Kei, but it isn’t so ghey of me to have a pair of Dunks with Kei and Yuri’s images on them. I took a crispy pair of Dunks and made them into the ‘Dirty Pair’.

Yeah, you can hate me now.

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14 Responses to “DP Dot Com Super Heroine Series: THE DIRTY PAIR”

  1. Blackwater says:

    I’m diggin those shoes, who did you get to do them for you?

  2. N.O. 4 life says:

    this is the lamest thing i have ever read that had your name on it….and just cause their dunks doesnt mean you can throw some random semi-ghey magna bullshit on the side of em and call it fresh….wait aint you bout 35????…your to old to be even thinkin bout cartoons or being fresh…SMH

  3. the_dallas says:

    ^ LOL, shut the eff up you meatwad. You sound so stupid. Yes, I’m too old to Crank Dat, and yes, I’m too old to wear skinny jeans with my drawls sticking outside of them, but I will never be too old to be fresh.

  4. Blackwater says:

    never be too old to be fresh.

    ^ agreed. But I need the connect B

  5. N.O. 4 life says:

    why do you assume that i crank that anything just because im younger than you that is insulting…..you sound like those sad people who say your never too old to go trick or treatin as an excuse to get free candy….
    if your 35+ then you should be spending money on other things than some lame cartooned up dunks that woulda been better if left alone….but really to each his own no matter how “ghey” it is

  6. omegaSB says:

    brolic alert

  7. Tony says:

    Holy crap. I have something to dream about again.

  8. Billy Sunday says:

    NO4Life,
    Yo f’real, thank you for going in, but no thank you. Tell me what a forty year old is supposed to be spending they scrilla on, since YOU SAY its not about supporting artists who do shit that we like.

    You not stupid so much as you must be a coward. You can’t come here and just say shit and think its valid without supporting evidence. I do me before I do the world, and believe me I do the world. So keep your coward crab opinions to your own platform… Oh yeah, you a coward so you aint got no platform other than to ride on the nuttsach sweat of real niggas with your e-comments.

    F’real, true story, say something other than random hate which is love from a little nigger who ain’t got no perspective. Your screen name is NO4Life which is endearing if it has some shit to do with N’awlins. Otherwise ‘NO’ means ‘NO’ which I was told by my female counselor when it concerns getting ass from a bitch. You sound something like a bitch s0 you should clear the air when you come back here.

    Fuck these bitchmade niggers party people,”Do what you like” – (c) Digital Underground

  9. dpgc says:

    Plus those dunks are ill.

  10. N.O. 4 life says:

    lmao…damn how am i a coward because i think those dunks are lame?
    i didnt threatin you or attack you…i just believe grown men would have different things to spend money on…the shoes are lame to me…but my opinion really shouldnt matter…you know about being grown better than me so you basically you went through all these emotions over nothing…i dont know what the hell you are supposed to be buyin at 40 i just dont see shoes as a priority or even a thought….but im young and your grown…how am i supposed to tell a grown man anything but what i think…and what i think shouldnt matter cause he is a grown man…
    so take a asprin and chill

  11. Ricky Choo says:

    Yo Dallas!

    I beg to differ, the gulliest chick in the manga universe, actually isn’t one, she’s a robot but I disgress. Her name is Gally ( http://daegann.free.fr/fanart/jeer_lo_01/Lo-gally2.jpg ) from the Gunnm manga. Let me state the reasons why:
    – First, her name Gally, which can be pronounced “Gully”, depending where you’re from and where you learned to speak english(and yes I am french with togolese parents).
    – Second, she a cyborg, so she’ll whoop a muhfugga’s ass
    – Third, she’s rocking a mean pair of DSLs, google it, a good 70% of the pictures you’ll find on the internets will feature Gally with her mouth forming a “O” like she is ready to go down on a brother.

    Look it up, Gally is the Most Hardodiest Chick in the maga game. The close second is Faye Valentine ( http://www.etdieucrealea.com/IMG/jpg/faye_valentine.jpg ) out of the Cowboy Bebop manga, because she’s the sluttiest bounty hunter of the universe that will even betray her own momma!

  12. prynsex says:

    Are you 40 f’real?

  13. Ricky Choo says:

    Me?

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